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 +3Posted on Oct 6th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Bruce Willis Meat Hat (153 comments)

Bruce Willis: “I still look better than Jeremy Piven.”

 0Posted on Aug 24th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 30: Guy Movies! And Also Girl Movies! (314 comments)

Gabey Geniuses

 +13Posted on Aug 6th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (94 comments)

I literally did not expect this. Thank you, Monsters.

 +94Posted on Aug 3rd, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 28: #RachelZoeMovieQuotes (279 comments)

“Luke, I am literally your father.”

 +36Posted on Nov 23rd, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Twilight: New Moon (121 comments)

You mean Gabe, right?

 +2Posted on Nov 17th, 2009 | re: This Is Your Music Video: Puddle Of Mudd's "Spaceship" (56 comments)

Well, I made it 39 seconds.

Also, I’d like to know: what came first, the shitty idea for the video, or the shitty song? Or was it some serendipitous collision of the two?

 +12Posted on Nov 16th, 2009 | re: I Don't Kow Which Of These Two Terrible Trailers Is Worse! (46 comments)

He hits the bad guy with frying pans!

 +8Posted on Nov 13th, 2009 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (67 comments)

I want to make her sadness go away.

 +6Posted on Nov 13th, 2009 | re: The Touching* Farewell Montage That Hank Deserves** (22 comments)

CONSUELA!

Oh, gold.

 +6Posted on Oct 23rd, 2009 | re: The Jeff Dunham Show Is The Worst Thing In The Entire World (258 comments)

Upvoting the normal, insightful Videogum commenters and downvoting the Dunham-loving trolls — what a way to unwind after work!

 +6Posted on Oct 19th, 2009 | re: NSFW: Marge Simpson In Playboy Magazine (36 comments)

I hope Matt Groening chokes on his lobster-stuffed-with-tacos tonight.

 +8Posted on Oct 16th, 2009 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (70 comments)

I just want to know if Gabe watched and/or is going to comment on the fact that the awful worlds of Jeff Dunham and Jay Leno collided last night. I did not watch; I’d like to keep my eyes and ears, thank you.

Also, “I like you, Rolly. Can I feel the rough skin on your hands?”

 +8Posted on Oct 12th, 2009 | re: Don't All Run To Fandango Your Tooth Fairy Tickets At Once! (38 comments)

You can’t handle the WOOF.

 +1Posted on Sep 28th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Gran Torino (206 comments)

That was exactly how Fear was known around these parts, too. Except, yeah, finger-banged rather than cherry-popped.

 +8Posted on Sep 21st, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Forgotten (101 comments)

I spent the last couple minutes debating with myself whether or not I should make a joke about having forgotten about this movie and its awfulness until now. Shame on me.

 +4Posted on Sep 10th, 2009 | re: You Can Make It Up: Charlie Sheen's REAL Meeting With Barack Obama (30 comments)

Thank you, Gabe.

 0Posted on Sep 10th, 2009 | re: Awful Recognize Awful (22 comments)

George Takei was almost worth having to watch that.

 0Posted on Aug 31st, 2009 | re: Oh, Captain Hook/Judge Won't You Throw The Book/At The Pirate (25 comments)

I’m probably much more impressed by this than I should be. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

 +4Posted on Aug 6th, 2009 | re: Why Newspapers Are Dying, In Two Minutes (42 comments)

I would like to take this comment to the Monster’s Ball.

 +71Posted on Jul 21st, 2009 | re: The New Futurama Is Going To Sound An Awful Lot Like La Futuramo (61 comments)

Burns: Get me Steven Spielberg!
Smithers: He’s unavailable.
Burns: Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent!

“I’ve been blessed with wonderful family, friends, and fans…and a fucking mean left hook.”

 +10Posted on Jul 17th, 2009 | re: Bravo's Watch What Happens: Live: A Train Wreck: Live Is What Happens (37 comments)

The first video stopped to buffer after “This is Andy Cohen in the Bravo clubhouse with Real Housewives star–” The video was right.

 +3Posted on Jul 16th, 2009 | re: Videogum Summer School Now In Session (221 comments)

Gabe, you’d better be watching I’m Alan Partridge as part of your Coogan lineup.

Coincidentally, I just started going through Arrested Development again. It just keeps getting better. I think I might try Mad Men if I can.

 +17Posted on Jul 13th, 2009 | re: This Is Your Music Video: Confide's "Such Great Heights" (140 comments)

Yes, the 2010 Nissan Deathgrinder has its anthem!

 +4Posted on Jul 8th, 2009 | re: Ricky Gervais Is A Movie Factory (22 comments)

[singing] Baby on board…something, something…Burt Ward!
This song practically writes itself.