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 -1Posted on May 18th | re: John Travolta's Mother's Day Powerpoint (29 comments)

That’s what John likes…
FAIRIE TAIL ENDINGS !!!
Get it ? Happy Mother’s Day, Kelly Preston.

 +1Posted on May 17th | re: Joe The Plumber Is Running For Congress, A Sketch Comedian (38 comments)

Together ?
Gay porn ?
Brown chicken brown cow !

 +24Posted on May 15th | re: It's Upfronts Time Again! (49 comments)

Well, there’s always books.

 +3Posted on May 14th | re: Tiny Today Show Genius Has To Poop, NOW (24 comments)

I too need to poop…a lot…
I MUST BE THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE !!!

 +1Posted on May 11th | re: Tom Wilson Answers Your Back To The Future Questions (23 comments)

It’s not even called “NinjaTurf”…the movie is ” Los Angeles (or L.A.) Streetfighter”.
Now I don’t know if it counts or not.

 +11Posted on May 11th | re: Tom Wilson Answers Your Back To The Future Questions (23 comments)

Was Einstein the dog nice ?
Was Flea nice ?
Was Elizabeth Shue nice ?
Did you guys really go back and forth through time to film these movies ?
What did all that poop taste like ?.
Crispin and Michael both kick your ass. Is there anybody you can beat up ?
Are you a rapist in real life too or is that just in the movies ?

Eagerly awaiting next postcard.

 +8Posted on May 11th | re: Tom Wilson Answers Your Back To The Future Questions (23 comments)

Well I do count Ninja Turf !!!

 +6Posted on May 4th | re: Today We Are All This Struggling Baby (31 comments)

So that he could have a REAL Hitler mustache ?

 +1Posted on May 4th | re: Today We Are All This Struggling Baby (31 comments)

Baby Hitler is too short and chubby but already taking what’s not his…and rejoicing about it.

 0Posted on May 4th | re: Best New Party Game 65: Rainy Day Movies (117 comments)

Oh, but there will be one day in the future.
And I didn’t make up the title.

 0Posted on May 3rd | re: Best New Party Game 65: Rainy Day Movies (117 comments)

All of your upvotes should now belong to me. Isn’t that how this is played ?

 +2Posted on May 3rd | re: Best New Party Game 65: Rainy Day Movies (117 comments)

I-Rain Man
Captain Amer-Rain-can
TPour
The Rain-paging Hulk
Black Widow (up the water spout)
Hawk Eye of the Storm
Nick Storm Fury

I kinda got some other movie on my mind right now…

I wish Kris Jenner was a little more like Patsy Ramsey.

Robert Kardashian is the only one burning in Hell who thanks God every day that he is free of this f#ckery.

Kris Jenner doubles her salary by adding 3 more hoes to her stable.

 +4Posted on Apr 30th | re: Kidz Jam: "Where Will I Go When I Die" (24 comments)

“Where Will I Go When I Die ?”
Under my back porch with all the others.
Unless you’re tasty. Then it’s the fridge for your head and the meat freezer in the garage for the rest of you.

 +3Posted on Apr 27th | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (106 comments)

…and a bad typist…

 +4Posted on Apr 27th | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (106 comments)

That was BUKKSH!T because C3PO’s story had parts in it that he never witnessed and the Ewoks all understood it with no point of reference.
…I am now outed as a nerd…

 +10Posted on Apr 27th | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (106 comments)

THAT was Fred Armisen ? I thought it was Penny Marshall.

 0Posted on Apr 26th | re: Tips For Solo Dining (71 comments)

And masterbate some more. It’s okay because everyone else is too.
Do not lick wing sauce off of your fingers later. Even if you did wash your hands.

 +4Posted on Apr 26th | re: Tips For Solo Dining (71 comments)

Go ahead and loudly masterbate. You’re alone. But remember to wash your hands afterwards. That’s just good table manners.

Best Film Not Voted On By A 12 Year Old Girl

 +10Posted on Apr 24th | re: The Star-Whackers Choose Their Latest Target: Susan Sarandon (13 comments)

Knock knock
Who’s there ?
Gerald Ford
Gerald Ford who ?
Candygram
What ?
Land shark
A land shark ?
No…I;m really Chevy Chase and you’re not (then Chevy falls down)

That Chevy…pure comic gold.
For more Chevy Chase watch “Community” on Thursdays at 8pm on NBC

 +9Posted on Apr 24th | re: The Star-Whackers Choose Their Latest Target: Susan Sarandon (13 comments)

So “Star Whackers” is NOT a celebrity porn site ?
Well that’s $20 I’ll never see again and I think I just put out a HIT on Amanda Bynes.
My bad…