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 +18Posted on Mar 25th, 2010 | re: You Can Make It Up: Sandra Bullock Sees A Boner Ghost (51 comments)

Was this boner ghostwritten?

 +17Posted on Mar 24th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: George W. Bush Is A Jerk (76 comments)

Related: Mike Myers still feels really REALLY uncomfortable.

 +6Posted on Jan 26th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 15 (319 comments)

I DON’T WANT YOUR LIFE CEREAL!

 0Posted on Jul 16th, 2009 | re: Videogum Summer School Now In Session (221 comments)

A US version was in development at ABC this year. STARRING FREDDIE PRINZE JR. Woof alert. They shot the pilot but ultimately didn’t pick it up to series. Close call.

 +4Posted on Jul 16th, 2009 | re: Videogum Summer School Now In Session (221 comments)

Seriously? Only one mention of Breaking Bad? Internet detention for all you Videogum commenters.

 -1Posted on Jun 24th, 2009 | re: America Begged For More Jenna Elfman, And This Is What America Is Getting (37 comments)

Having seen the pilot in its entirety, this is worse than Two and a Half Men. So no. Not like Two and a Half Men.

 +5Posted on Jun 24th, 2009 | re: America Begged For More Jenna Elfman, And This Is What America Is Getting (37 comments)

It’s okay. It’ll only last 3 episodes before they pull the plug.

 +8Posted on Jun 19th, 2009 | re: Cat Ladies: "When Cats Mean 'Meow' To You Than People" (30 comments)

I got a gray kitty, white one, and a tabby too
And a big orange guy who puts snakes in my shoes

“That’s what she said” : jokes :: “Don’t Stop Believin” : music

 -10Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: NSFW: Name That Catch/Cumphrase (210 comments)

“Whoa!” – Joey Lawrence

 +14Posted on Jun 15th, 2009 | re: That's Your Chair: The Divided Salli Saddle Chair Seat (32 comments)

The worst nightmare I’ve had in recent memory involved this joke. Everyone in my dream was saying it over & over & over and rarely did it even make sense OH WAIT THAT WAS REAL LIFE AT MY OFFICE.

 +3Posted on Jun 5th, 2009 | re: Goodbye To All Of That (29 comments)

I don’t hate Spencer. He was a real life troll to the worst people to ever appear on television. He brought the show down -not by accident- and we can all agree that show is awful and we hate ourselves for watching it. Guy might have done us a favor. I’m not saying give him a medal. But I guess I’m saying that in this case, two wrongs make a not-the-worst.

 +4Posted on Jun 4th, 2009 | re: Who's Buying All This Paul Blart: Mall Cop? (31 comments)

True facts right here. It’s the transplants that give LA a bad rap.

 +3Posted on Jun 3rd, 2009 | re: Jack In The Box Advertising Almost As Bad As Jack In The Box Food (22 comments)

This is obviously a miss for Jack in the Box, but most of their ads are tolerable and in some cases even good. Better than Wendy’s pathetic stab at the Lonely Island aesthetic.

Herdin’ cows the size of schnauzers but they’re cattle….

 +28Posted on May 29th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: This Fucking Guy (68 comments)

This guy is only your boyfriend if you’re a dude.

 +6Posted on May 27th, 2009 | re: Wait A Second, Who The F Are Jon And Kate? (35 comments)

There aren’t too many people that will tune in when it becomes the Kate + 8 show. That’ll be the zzz period following the :( parade. So there’s that to look forward to.

Drew Carey dissed someone and it actually played… if that couldn’t stop Leno & his so-bad-I-can’t-even-come-up-with-a-descriptor comedy, nothing can.

 +3Posted on May 20th, 2009 | re: Spencer Pratt Is The Opposite Of Gully (16 comments)

Off-topic? If there is a 2nd season of Bromance, there needs to be an episode where Brody’s “suitors” learn Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Hot, sweaty, totally hetero floor grappling, brah!

This would be the time he spells everything correctly.

 +3Posted on May 19th, 2009 | re: The Hills: She'll Always Be Daddy's Little Plastic Faced Sadness Monster (8 comments)

Let us now speculate on the origins of Stephanie’s poorly concealed bruise. Pistol-whipping from Heidi’s cowboy dad?

 +7Posted on May 18th, 2009 | re: Wait, The Cleveland Show Is Literally Going To Be Black Family Guy? (32 comments)

So, a big, fat xerox of Seth MacFarlane’s poo. Yup. Sounds totally right. I’m surprised that Gabe’s so surprised.

 +8Posted on May 16th, 2009 | re: Uh Oh, Did No One Tell Marilyn Manson That It Isn't 1996 Anymore? (26 comments)

You’re just laying the pipe for the next Double Dog… Gabe goes to a Marilyn Manson concert.

 -2Posted on May 12th, 2009 | re: St. Louis Woman Disturbs The Natural Order Of Garbage (22 comments)

In response to kersypants. I need to switch to decaf.

 -7Posted on May 12th, 2009 | re: St. Louis Woman Disturbs The Natural Order Of Garbage (22 comments)

St. Louis is even in the fucking headline. READ.

 0Posted on May 6th, 2009 | re: It's Oprah's World, We Just Riot Over Chicken In It (19 comments)

Which is only fitting considering the beef industry tried to take down Oprah after her comments re: Mad Cow Disease.