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This ad is just illogical. Gay people aren’t that ugly nor do we like football. Oh wait…was that the point, mancrunch.com? Just kidding, I know there was no point. I’m going to find my next closeted boyfriend on mancrunch.com. See the power of advertising.
I’m just glad that we know she is agnostic. Although if that were the case, why did she have an angel windchime? Maybe it was to warn her that angels were coming so she could kill them with her knife (Sword of Protection).
Someone should really tell this woman that her video would have been better received had it been shot in 3D. I really wanna see the bullet coming at me to blow my gay brains all over the place.
I do love Heathers (both the movie and bar) so I’ll most def be there. No one has asked the most obvious question…Will there be real pizza or just the pizza party video playing on the tiny flat screen at the bar?
Am I the only person here who lives in NYC and knows about Heathers? (That is not the obvious question)
Cinematic achievement. I’m an asshole.
I have a few issues with this cinema achievement.
1) How could a killer the size of a cookie kill people? He is so small!
2) How can he shoot a gun? Cookies don’t have thumbs!
3) How did he turn that one teenager into some killer zombie? He must be a magical cookie killer.
I liked this better when it was called Jack Frost and/or Demonic Toys.
Why is no one asking the real question here? How many skeletal remains of children does he have in the crawl space of his house? I’m just sayin…
I would rather gouge my eyes out with a sharp rock than witness more shit from Harmony Korine.
Done! Print!
She will not be referred to as that because…no. She looks more like Andy Samberg.
Ashley (or lesbian Andy Samberg as I know her) needs to get off her soapbox. This is Top Chef not Top Gay Marriage Debate.
Nothing about how at least three people (not the same three that can’t be gay married) in this episode made CEVICHE but that one idiot keeps called it “sav-eesh”?
My eyes and ears need an adult!!
Also, I wonder why the girl on the poster at 2:43 answers to “Peanut.” Maybe someone was calling their dog and she got confused…
“The last one is an attempted rape, which I guess isn’t quite as sexy as the other ones.”
Is it not quite as sexy or is it MORE sexy?
Are you Gabe or Ramona because you’re calling Simon gay (Simon is tooootally gayz)? The guy at the fabric store was Jill Zarin’s decorator gay – therefore not on NJ either.
“Real Housewives of Wherever Token Gay! Every season has one! Except New Jersey for obvious reasons!”
How quickly you forget about Danielle’s gay BFF, The Cryptkeeper…
What’s that move in the cage at the end called? The Exorcist Crab Walk? She stole that shit from me!
Are we really going to rehash the whole “Chopping Mall is on DVD now” discussion? Sorry Gabe, but it is.
Thanks for bastardizing the greatest song ever made, A1. I guess you will do that, Mr. Loaf.
The real question about PC is “when is his eyeliner?” He’s like the Richard Alpert of this show. Maybe he really is old but ageless so he can call them children. I’m not even making sense. Can I fuck PC now? Do I have to go to jail?
That would be the one. It looks like 2 little girls with a creepy old cartoon lady. And whoops, I meant to say you’re fired (I was just fired).
“She gives her a photo for her birthday of the two of them as children with Sookie’s grandmother.”
You forgot the fact that it didn’t look so much like a photo as a caricature drawing they got from an old Chinese man in Times Square. Props department? You’ll fired. (Donald Trump point) God, I’m relevant.
So I actually have a copy of Chopping Mall (or Killbots, if you chose) on DVD. It’s legit too and not some shitty VHS transfer. Maybe you could come over and we could have a cheese-tastic viewing party. A double feature with Night of the Comet or Saturday the 14th, perhaps?
Who doesn’t love a movie where a bear who becomes real (what?) throws a child into a pile of leaves and then dives in after him. Also Comic Sans font. Didn’t they ban that shit?
There could be a connection to the site because she was the original hozzzzt of Top Chef. Replaced because she was so boring. Maybe she could have done Top Chef Masters.
Totally agree that everyone on the show is boring and on sleeping pills. The host, who I will call not-Padma because she is not worth knowing her name, is the worst also. Luckily this leaves you plenty of time for the real program to watch on Wednesday nights and write about – I Survived a Japanese Game Show. MAJIDE! Did you know it spread across the country? (It did not spread across the country)
Wow. So.many.comments. Where does one even begin? The cock flying around in the Dark Side of the Moon boxers seems as good a place as any. Love it.
Moving on to the creepy child of the corn. What does “I am your butterfly. I need your production” even mean? You are scary little (very old/meth face) girl.
I think you will be getting a call from Chris Lilley’s lawyer because you clearly stole this from Summer Heights High, my ninjas!