Wow. So.many.comments. Where does one even begin? The cock flying around in the Dark Side of the Moon boxers seems as good a place as any. Love it.

Moving on to the creepy child of the corn. What does “I am your butterfly. I need your production” even mean? You are scary little (very old/meth face) girl.

I think you will be getting a call from Chris Lilley’s lawyer because you clearly stole this from Summer Heights High, my ninjas!

This ad is just illogical. Gay people aren’t that ugly nor do we like football. Oh wait…was that the point, mancrunch.com? Just kidding, I know there was no point. I’m going to find my next closeted boyfriend on mancrunch.com. See the power of advertising.

Someone should really tell this woman that her video would have been better received had it been shot in 3D. I really wanna see the bullet coming at me to blow my gay brains all over the place.

I do love Heathers (both the movie and bar) so I’ll most def be there. No one has asked the most obvious question…Will there be real pizza or just the pizza party video playing on the tiny flat screen at the bar?

Am I the only person here who lives in NYC and knows about Heathers? (That is not the obvious question)

Why is no one asking the real question here? How many skeletal remains of children does he have in the crawl space of his house? I’m just sayin…