Goodness, doesn’t that cat look smart! Is that American Jurisprudence Pleading & Practice Forms on his shelf? Does he prefer Westlaw or Lexis?

You are all too kind. Ah, the joy of feeling acceptance amongst the monsters. (Seriously, I was having a bad day. I appreciate it. Warmandfuzzygum.)

I feel your pain! My cat’s do some of the most ridiculous shit, but refuse to perform on camera. The fat one has trouble cleaning himself, so he’ll sit as pictured in my avatar and try to lift his belly. This is, of course, hilarious. I managed to catch a few seconds of him doing it (he will literally do this for minutes at a time), so I looped it and posted it online so people could get the idea. It’s an awful video. I am too old to understand how to do this properly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuTFh3h7res

Or for a cat to celebrate!

I am only half-ashamed to (over)share that this is actually a picture of my cat’s birthday party from last year. Seriously, I am a couple of crazy-cat-lady points away from creating an embarrassing viral video.

Ugh, I don’t know what I’m doing. I am a peanut.

Re: The Hurt Locker – “I did not see this movie — but I saw all of the big bombs and the car blow-ups.”

At least Ms. Lee is a pleasure to hate.