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 0Posted on Jun 29th, 2010 | re: Who ISN'T On The Forbes Celebrity 100? (87 comments)

Wow. Between your comment and the “Mommies” video my 90′s nostalgia bucket is nearly full for the day. Hooray!

 +6Posted on Jun 29th, 2010 | re: Now You, Too, Can Have A Mom-Shaped Body! (61 comments)

It was called “The Mommies” (how apropos). I’m actually shocked that I can remember that after 8 solid years of drugs & alcohol, but the mind is a wondrous thing. And if you ask me Google was right on target if it wasn’t able to scrape the bottom of the pop culture garbage can and find these ladies.

 +14Posted on Jun 29th, 2010 | re: Now You, Too, Can Have A Mom-Shaped Body! (61 comments)

I can see past a lot of this bullshit because A) I actually remember their meteoric rise to daytime television and B) the early 90′s were a strange, confusing time… BUT what’s going on with those Disney princess Halloween costumes? Wardrobe!

 +20Posted on Jun 29th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: We Live In An Embarrassing Time (136 comments)

She’s a real “see you next apocalypse”

 +5Posted on Jun 29th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: We Live In An Embarrassing Time (136 comments)

*Costco. Bonus: If you don’t smoke Tarrylton’s, then fuck you.

 +10Posted on Jun 29th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: We Live In An Embarrassing Time (136 comments)

Welcome to Costo. I love you.

 +3Posted on Jun 28th, 2010 | re: Kristin Chenoweth Let The Actress In Her Take Over! (47 comments)

Laters….. What? You won’t be in tomorrow? Have a great weekend!

I enjoy the “Foggy Monocle”-esque title of this post immensely.

 +7Posted on Jun 28th, 2010 | re: Soccer = Socialism, Says This Impressively Crazy Dumb Racist (139 comments)

One apocalypse, please!

 +1Posted on Jun 24th, 2010 | re: It Is Getting Harder And Harder Not To Fall In Love With Zach Anner (34 comments)

Fuckn hell. Apparently we both gravitated toward the same line. Didn’t see that. Sorry, Funkles. Not jocking your style intentionally!

 +7Posted on Jun 24th, 2010 | re: It Is Getting Harder And Harder Not To Fall In Love With Zach Anner (34 comments)

“Hey, Drew Barrymore, you look like you have a palsy. Wanna get a gelato?” Srsly, how can anyone not like this guy?

 +8Posted on Jun 24th, 2010 | re: Top Chef S07E02: Why Are You Hitting Yourself, Nerd?! (64 comments)

Sam Kass is totally dreamy. I’d share an apron with him any day. *groan* Don’t worry, I’ll see myself out…

 +50Posted on Jun 24th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Bristol Palin Is Bad At Acting (88 comments)

Bristol Palin IS Yo-Yo Ma #worstbiopics.

Were still playing this, right?

 +4Posted on Jun 23rd, 2010 | re: Deadliest Catch Open Thread (55 comments)

No, I agree that the spill is directly BP/Transocean’s fault for not following safety protocol and not having the technology to fix the spill. I’m just saying that it’s a cop out for everyone to rail against them and boycott them as they get in their cars and just buy gas somewhere else. The situation in the Gulf is horrible and disgusting, but that ecosystem will rebound. Mother Nature can handle acute situations. It’s collectively everyone’s fault for not pushing their government representatives to fund alternative energy or changing their consumption habits. BP is selling a product that there’s a market for. No market for oil, no oil production, no spills. We’ve been having this conversation since Nixon. Although not an expert I’m pretty well-read on environmental issues, I can assure you that all of the greenhouse gases emitted for transportation, building heating/cooling, production of food and goods, etc. in the past month is far more harmful for the planet than the oil in the Gulf.

Also, I didn’t realize he had a stroke. I read it wrong (I was at work!) and thought he died on the boat whilst catching fish. So, a tip of my hat to you on that one Robin.

Downvote away! (silently)

 +4Posted on Jun 23rd, 2010 | re: Quote Of The Day (90 comments)

Keep it up Super! and one of her 47 cats will eat your face off.

Get ready to rock and troll!

 +7Posted on Jun 23rd, 2010 | re: Deadliest Catch Open Thread (55 comments)

Personally, I think they should show it. If only for the reason that people don’t understand what happens before the food hits their plate. Maybe they’ll appreciate those crab legs a little more if they know that some guy with a family DIED trying to catch them. Then again, everyone likes to blame BP for the spill when they do nothing to curb their own oil consumption or become willing to pay more for alternative energy. Off topic, but whatevs. I stand by my tangents.

 +11Posted on Jun 23rd, 2010 | re: Well, This Amber Alert PSA Is Completely Terrifying And Also Nonsense (61 comments)

Lo, but you are forgiven. Amen.

 +6Posted on Jun 23rd, 2010 | re: Well, This Amber Alert PSA Is Completely Terrifying And Also Nonsense (61 comments)

I like how this is targeted at moms. Because, knowing my mom, she’d totally be like “Finally… an Amber Alert PSA for the rest of us!” or something like that. Also, boo!

 +16Posted on Jun 23rd, 2010 | re: Well, This Amber Alert PSA Is Completely Terrifying And Also Nonsense (61 comments)

You’re stealing my life force with your embedded images of me!

Burger King: the source of and solution to all of your body image issues. Dig in!

 +20Posted on Jun 22nd, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Jerry Ferrara Will "Do This Forever" (27 comments)

Gay Beard: starring Katie Holmes, duh.

 +27Posted on Jun 22nd, 2010 | re: I'm Worried About Megan Fox, You Guys!* (61 comments)

I’m worried about YOU Gabe! There’s a disturbing amount of hyperlinks in this post. We don’t need that much research as evidence that she’s the worst.

 +4Posted on Jun 22nd, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Adam Hood (111 comments)