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“Walker _____d me I have AIDS.”
Dear Sir,
I am a young man, a recent born-again Christian, and I would like to share my story with you. One day a man came to me and spoke to me. This man, who went by the name of Walker, explained to me that I was stricken with an illness. Walker went on to explain that the illness of which he spoke was AIDS.
This is frickin fantastic. I love how the one thing you’ll notice is that none of the jokes have punchlines. They all stop short of actually following through with a joke – and you’re left floating somewhere in the middle, when he moves on. The uncomfortable-ness of the whole thing is brilliant, and pretty hard to pull off “inept” like that on purpose. Pretty amazing!
Death of a Salesman? No takers, huh?
whatever morks
and
mindy city heat
it’s a double feature.
Jurassic Perk
The Wangover
I Can Do Dad All By Myself
Commy Boy
Pretty Loman
Chicken Nun
shoot – sorry! didn’t see this one already up there!
Woodspock
Sew
Mystic Liver (either about organ meat chefs or asians in boston)
Bran Torino
Se8en
Ghostlusters.





















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