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 +3Posted on Feb 26th, 2013 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Self-Proclaimed Jedi Master Alain Bloch (24 comments)

On, Benjamin Cohen. I was about to comment that “for some, a fun first date” is almost definitionally not followed by “at first they kind of giggle ’cause they think it’s kind of silly” – but now you’ve got me questioning everything.

 +1Posted on Feb 15th, 2013 | re: What Is Hentai? (Besides NSFW.) (27 comments)

Given your message was so topical to the hentai post, I was all but sold until the “great Mini Cooper” reference. Now I know it is fake.

 +7Posted on Jan 7th, 2013 | re: DON'T SMOKE! (17 comments)

That ended about as well as I could have hoped.

 +1Posted on Jul 3rd, 2012 | re: "The Ultimate Fireworks FAIL Compilation" (13 comments)

From my detailed scream analysis, I have determined that there are only 2 or 3 people who travel the world, reacting to fireworks tragedies.

 +1Posted on Oct 5th, 2011 | re: Uh, Have You Ever Heard Of Stick Bombs? (20 comments)

Difficult and/or frustrating? I think “Kinetic King” has a few other adjectives to describe it:

My favourite “pick-up” line comes from the montage of introductions on MTV’s Next:

“My name is John, and I make music on my PC because I save my Mac for the ladies.”

How was that guy single?

 +7Posted on May 16th, 2011 | re: Man Licking Shoes On New York Subway, Obviously (47 comments)

“I’m talking about the same white man who made the black jellybean the worst tasting candy on Earth!”

 0Posted on May 12th, 2011 | re: Supercut of Donald Glover Crying is Just the Best (45 comments)

I’m not sure it was “SO GOOD” – but the Wally Cummings bonus feature is definitely THE BEST.

I’m thumbing this up, but feeling very awkward about it.

 +3Posted on Apr 25th, 2011 | re: The Myth Of Newswoman (23 comments)

And to tell us what “those things are called.”

 +7Posted on Apr 22nd, 2011 | re: Happy Easter, Christians! (32 comments)

Don’t worry, lazy magnolia, I’m there with you. Although “kids scared by return of Jesus” was called “being raised Catholic” in my home.

 +23Posted on Apr 19th, 2011 | re: Gary Busey OFFICIALLY Endorses Donald Trump For President In 2012 (55 comments)

In my fantasy world Trump comes in second for the GOP seat, is so fed up he runs independently and divides the republican vote. Also, everyone is a unicorn and eats rainbows and poops butterflies.

 +7Posted on Apr 14th, 2011 | re: This Is Your Sport: Kronum (77 comments)

This in turn planted the Mall Madness seed in my head. Productivity shot for the next 45 minutes, easy.

 +2Posted on Apr 13th, 2011 | re: Chicks With Steve Buscemi Eyes (53 comments)

Kim Carnes?

 +29Posted on Apr 13th, 2011 | re: CuteRoulette (28 comments)

My boyfriend thinks the same with FLW. He is 12 years older than me, lol.

 +6Posted on Feb 1st, 2011 | re: Take A Knee, Gentlemen (59 comments)

But you can dream so hard now!

 +8Posted on Feb 1st, 2011 | re: Take A Knee, Gentlemen (59 comments)

…nah. :walks on by:

 +2Posted on Jan 24th, 2011 | re: Spike Can Dance New Dog Buster Good Morning Hello Also Monday (54 comments)

I think some of those moves double count as people abuse, too.

 +11Posted on Jan 21st, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (124 comments)

Pretty impressive website layout for someone who is incapable of keeping their fingers on the homerows. (Cause…you know…no fingers).

 +12Posted on Jan 21st, 2011 | re: Important Dating/Financial Advice (67 comments)

Is that how you “put money into women”? Because honestly I just smiled and nodded during that section.

 +5Posted on Aug 30th, 2010 | re: The 2010 Emmy Awards (97 comments)

I’ve never smirked, let alone laughed. The show just dresses up normal sitcom jokes with SAT synonyms and calls itself smart.

 +3Posted on Aug 20th, 2010 | re: Spike Can Dance: Floor Moves (61 comments)

And that’s why no one will remember your name. (Troy references are still cool, right?).

 +10Posted on Aug 18th, 2010 | re: Hello, Inmates, Welcome To Your Asylum (488 comments)

How much can one upvote really matter?

 +2Posted on Aug 17th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Nerds Will Always Be Nerds (57 comments)

What is the store’s return policy on Hedwig’s, anyway?

Would you own a miniature version of everything you’ve spent your life obsessing over and trying to become? Oh, right, children. Touché .