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 0Posted on Mar 21st | re: A Think Piece About Think Pieces (67 comments)

To be fair, the AV Club pieces aren’t freelancers and are, at least generally, the main writers on staff who aren’t very young.

 0Posted on Mar 21st | re: A Think Piece About Think Pieces (67 comments)

(Full full disclosure: I’m Gary X over there)

 0Posted on Mar 21st | re: A Think Piece About Think Pieces (67 comments)

Well, you could just follow Todd VanDerWerff on Twitter.

I also forgot to mention a recent one: “Why understanding and embracing easy pop-culture targets beats deriding them”

So at least their covering all their bases.

(I should disclose that I still read and comment on that website way too much but alas.)

 0Posted on Mar 21st | re: A Think Piece About Think Pieces (67 comments)

Maybe, though I think a lot of art wants to make you think about how you’re going to die one day.

So.

Hm.

 0Posted on Mar 21st | re: A Think Piece About Think Pieces (67 comments)

For examples of “think pieces run amok” (side bar: can we stop the word “think piece” cause it’s the worst) just look at The AV Club’s constant For Our Consideration which includes such articles as:

“What we talk about when we talk about Girls”
“How Girls challenges the masculine expectation of “good TV”"
“Parks And Recreation has a Leslie Knope problem”
“Could Netflix’s programming strategy kill the golden age of TV?”
“When should a band break up?”
“Should some movies be taken more seriously than others?”
“Did 12 Angry Men get it wrong?”
“Why being a pop-culture “hater” is okay (and sometimes even necessary)”
“What was the quintessential Charlie’s Angels undercover guise?”
“The Tumblr trap: Is Internet culture turning musicians into content producers?”
“Do documentaries need to be fair to both sides of an issue?”
“The Grammys are worth watching (seriously)”

So yeah, I get what Gabe is saying.

[long pause]

[blinks]

[cracks a half smile that causes her ovaries to go full-on Chernobyl]

[another really long pause that stretches on and on.]

“Cool.”

 +18Posted on Dec 20th, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Year This Year? (138 comments)

It probably doesn’t mean anything, but you seem like a really awesome dude. If the Mayan’s don’t kill us all tonight, I’ll be keeping my fingers crossed that your 2013 is nothing but awesome.

 +16Posted on Dec 20th, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Year This Year? (138 comments)

I graduated college, got a job, and just finished my first full construction set of a building/project I’m running! So pretty awesome! And I still have my birthday to look forward to providing the world doesn’t end.

Downside is that I’m now paying student loans :(

But the :) :) :) definitely outweigh them.

 +19Posted on Dec 14th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (41 comments)

Ooops. I stink.

Try 2

 +1Posted on Dec 14th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (41 comments)

http://imgur.com/RvtTt

 +3Posted on Dec 12th, 2012 | re: What The Fuck, Matt Lauer? (118 comments)

Wow, so many comments.

I was told a story about Kyle Chandler breaking up a fight in a movie theater in the Texas town he lives in.

I can only hope it’s true.

And I can only hope he pulled them apart, looked at both of them and said “Now, let me tell y’all something…”

 +7Posted on Nov 12th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Skyfall (51 comments)

Also, because there was never a thread about the Elmo thing, but I wanted to post this anyways–this is what Sesame Street needs:

 +1Posted on Nov 12th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Skyfall (51 comments)

I thought the train thing was more to seal the way out of the tunnel he took–since he would undoubtedly be chased by someone–and it was just convenient that Bond was there at the time. He’s the one that took the train to that particular spot and only started running because Bond saw him.

 +2Posted on Nov 12th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Skyfall (51 comments)

More of those plot elements could also be said to have been borrowed from The Dark Knight too.

Mendes mentioned he only took this film after seeing The Dark Knight and what Nolan did with Batman, so it makes some sense.

 0Posted on Nov 12th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Skyfall (51 comments)

Some guy next to me was also texting every 20 minutes which was infuriating. Usually, I have nothing but good experiences at NYC theaters (minus the Regal Union Square one because, as Gabe said, let’s just burn that bitch down), so I was kind of thrown off for the general awfulness of the crowd. I’m going to chalk it up to having to see it at the AMC Times Sq theater and assume it was filled with awful, awful tourists.

The last time I went there, it was to watch a midnight presentation of Raiders of the Lost Ark in IMAX with my girlfriend and only five other people were in the audience.

That was much better.

 +2Posted on Nov 12th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Skyfall (51 comments)

Ha! Yes exactly. That was great. I thought the whole film was a perfect mix of outlandish Bond and gritty reboot Bond. It was very fun but not too silly.

In a way, I’ve been thinking of it as From Russia With Love : Casino Royale :: Goldfinger : Skyfall w/r/t how they treat Bond.

 +13Posted on Nov 12th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Skyfall (51 comments)

Ugh, people in my audience were the WORST during the “interrogation” scene. It reminded me why I hate PG-13 movies on opening weekend. Five seconds into it someone in the theater said an effeminate “heeey” which was quickly followed by “What a fucking homo!” and then everyone laughed like little assholes while various “SO GAY!”s were yelled at the screen, interrupting the whole scene. It was horrifying. Way to be progressive NYC.

Fucking loved the movie though. Roger fucking Deakins, right? The silhouette Shanghai fight and that whole third act was just beautifully shot. I couldn’t believe I was watching a James Bond movie at times.

 +12Posted on Nov 12th, 2012 | re: A Driverless Car Doing Backwards Donuts For Seven Minutes (23 comments)

I need Herzog to narrate this.

 +13Posted on Nov 9th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (44 comments)

I like the idea of zombies acting as a virus en masse, but yeah it looks amusingly awful.

Sticking to my original joke of wishing this was a Ken Burn’s documentary.

 +7Posted on Nov 8th, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (145 comments)

Yeah, but I’ve seen how the Howling fucks people up. That’s terrifying!

 +5Posted on Nov 8th, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (145 comments)

What is yours? Because that is something I could get behind.

 +10Posted on Nov 8th, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (145 comments)

I didn’t want to needlessly pimp dat shit. Though I think I already followed you (creeper, I know). It’s @guyneiljames. Woo real names?

 +20Posted on Nov 8th, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (145 comments)

I made a Twitter! And I feel weird about it. I don’t know what to do with this thing.

 +16Posted on Nov 8th, 2012 | re: That's Your College Course: Duke's O.C. College Course (23 comments)

Don’t call it that.