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 +14Posted on Nov 11th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (66 comments)

That kind of enthusiasm is not allowed.

Just kidding! Have a wonderful dinner tonight, wermhat!

 +4Posted on Nov 11th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (66 comments)

That Dakota thing just made me miss Friday Fights. :(

 +2Posted on Nov 11th, 2011 | re: That's Your First Grade Teacher: Sasha Grey (42 comments)

Touche. Oh well. Sorry kids, you’re… wait. I can’t figure out a good way to end that sentence.

 +5Posted on Nov 11th, 2011 | re: That's Your First Grade Teacher: Sasha Grey (42 comments)

One of those first graders is going to get on the google, search Sasha Grey, and see some crazy shit.

Wait, you think her parents will keep that from happening? Ha!

 +2Posted on Nov 11th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (35 comments)

I also just found out that Tarsem has his OWN adaptation of Snow White coming out.

Hm. Curiouser and curiouser.

 +1Posted on Nov 11th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (35 comments)

I mean, I actually really appreciate The Cell spacially and visually (<–things borderline pretentious people say), but then the plot of that movie kicks in and I remember it's terrible. In my head, it's one of the bets movies ever made.

I've been meaning to see The Fall, though. I've heard both great and terrible things about it.

 +11Posted on Nov 11th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (35 comments)

I dunno. I didn’t have any sound, but that Snow White trailer felt like a lot of “DARK AND GRITTY REIMAGINING OF SHIT YOU’VE ALREADY SEEN!!!” and the “from the producers of Alice in Wonderland” certainly didn’t help.*

The visuals also kept reminding me of The Cell which kind of keeps me away from movies too.

*I’ve never understood why movies brag about being from similar producers. It seems silly because it’s basically saying “From the people who gave this other movie a lot of money and probably had very little to do with it creatively except for maybe making it a little more pandering comes another movie they’ve given lots of money to and probably made a little more pandering as well!”

 +3Posted on Sep 30th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (35 comments)

Plus, WW2!

 +14Posted on Sep 30th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (35 comments)

You should never have to apologize for loving Joshua Tree.

 +5Posted on Sep 30th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (35 comments)

I think we need clarification. I have no problem with someone loving War to Joshua Tree era U2. Or Achtung Baby if that’s your thing. Whatever the hell they are now, though, is inexcusable.