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 +11Posted on Aug 25th, 2011 | re: Jim Carrey's Message To Emma Stone (80 comments)

This video makes me have to go number 23.

 +21Posted on Jul 22nd, 2011 | re: Gabe And Max Like The Internet: Episode 9 (21 comments)

I hate the Internet.

 +5Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: The Eighth Summer Jam Of 2011: Dough Hughes's "Lights, Camera, Agent!" (26 comments)

He actually licks his thumbnail, which is even grosser.

 +17Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

Guys, do you realize how long television recaps take to do? They are nightmares.

 +18Posted on May 17th, 2011 | re: Come To Mr. Coconuts On May 24th (15 comments)

I like this because EVEN at our coconut stand, Joe Mande still sits in my lap.

 +51Posted on Mar 22nd, 2011 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Chet Haze Ironing (100 comments)

The Da Wrinkly Code

where do i pick up my prize?

Are you commenting from steerage on a steamship? This is nearly a month’s notice. The show will be great but also life will be filled with other great experiences. STAY POSITIVE.

 +6Posted on Jan 3rd, 2011 | re: New Year's Resolutions, Guy Fieri Style (93 comments)

This comment is not going enough love.

 +46Posted on Jan 3rd, 2011 | re: New Year's Resolutions, Guy Fieri Style (93 comments)

It is amazing how close he comes to biting off his own fingers in every single shot. Careful, Guy!

 +28Posted on Oct 28th, 2010 | re: Anger Is The Best Sauce, Right Fatties? (94 comments)

Yeah, I liked Mike and Molly the first time, when it was called A Bing Search for Fat People Falling.

 -22Posted on Sep 10th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Sad Don Draper Meme (207 comments)

When Gabe’s gone, you guys will all regret not seriously chilling the fuck out.

 +12Posted on Jul 22nd, 2010 | re: Visual Proof Of How Fun Comic-Con Is (68 comments)

We saw those things. They are not nearly as interesting you might think they are, nor do they at any point make any part of the entire process of being here and navigating this clustershit worthwhile.

Like, David Hasselhoff Party Bus sounds kind of interesting on paper, but we saw it, and it is ultimately just a weird and stupid promotional device for a reality show we don’t care about, at all.

Tomorrow there are lots of cool things and this will all perk up. Today was just intense.

 +100Posted on Jun 14th, 2010 | re: Gabe And Max's 100 Seconds Gabe And Max Read Some Fan Mail (61 comments)

Maybe you misunderstood. What I was actually saying was that Gabe has a girl pussy.

 +10Posted on Jun 8th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 24: Ice Cream Movies! (250 comments)

Wait a second I am Max Silvestri, not joefry (no offense, joefry).

 +78Posted on Jun 8th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 24: Ice Cream Movies! (250 comments)

You Got Soft Served

 +79Posted on May 19th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E17: Good Luck, Survivors! See You At The Finale! (244 comments)

It exited out the same hole it came in through after bouncing off whatever it is inside of Kate that makes her the worst.

This is the worst day of my life.

 +86Posted on Apr 22nd, 2010 | re: You Are About To Be Famous! (Or Raped!) (62 comments)

Rap Evan is a very well-known TV producer, Gabe.

 +85Posted on Apr 22nd, 2010 | re: Gabe And Max's Summer Movie Preview (58 comments)

Cool video. Nice to see some fresh faces.

 +82Posted on Apr 12th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Chasing Amy (294 comments)

Kevin Smith has always modeled his main characters after himself. Remember in Clerks when Dante says, “I’m not supposed to pee here today!” and then he points to the jorts he is wearing and a dark pee stain is spreading?

That scene represents how often Kevin Smith probably pees his jorts.

(Though he probably calls it “time to drain the pool” or something stupid and then thinks that’s a joke.)

 +15Posted on Apr 12th, 2010 | re: David Simon's Treme Is No David Simon's The Wire (So What?!) (47 comments)

I am pretty sure EVERYONE liked Generation Kill.

 +27Posted on Apr 12th, 2010 | re: David Simon's Treme Is No David Simon's The Wire (So What?!) (47 comments)

I will vouch for the fact that Gabe always watches TV in his house at a whisper volume and it’s very hard for these old ears to see the road.

That being said, I frequently used to watch The Wire with subtitles and took it as a given I’d watch every episode more than once before I’d catch the nuance of what everybody’s talking about. Because even if you know what words they are saying, it is often still hard to know what they are talking about! “They talk like poems.” – Max’s tombstone

I thought Treme was great. I’d lowered my expectations a bit because I remembered this show wasn’t about crimes and also I don’t know shit about jazz, so maybe that helped. But so far it is like an optimistic version of the Wire, kinda!

 +8Posted on Apr 9th, 2010 | re: Gabe And Max Are The New H&R Blocks (49 comments)

Oh, well there you go. You guys know green chile cheeseburgers and breakfast burritos, but the way you talk is ALL weird.

 +8Posted on Apr 9th, 2010 | re: Gabe And Max Are The New H&R Blocks (49 comments)

Wait, how do you say it? Look, I mispronounce MOST words, but not that one.

 +25Posted on Apr 7th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E12: Desmond Is My Constant (160 comments)

They should have sent a poet, bruth-a.