I hate the Internet.

Guys, do you realize how long television recaps take to do? They are nightmares.

The Da Wrinkly Code

where do i pick up my prize?

This comment is not going enough love.

Yeah, I liked Mike and Molly the first time, when it was called A Bing Search for Fat People Falling.

We saw those things. They are not nearly as interesting you might think they are, nor do they at any point make any part of the entire process of being here and navigating this clustershit worthwhile.

Like, David Hasselhoff Party Bus sounds kind of interesting on paper, but we saw it, and it is ultimately just a weird and stupid promotional device for a reality show we don’t care about, at all.

Tomorrow there are lots of cool things and this will all perk up. Today was just intense.

Wait a second I am Max Silvestri, not joefry (no offense, joefry).

It exited out the same hole it came in through after bouncing off whatever it is inside of Kate that makes her the worst.

Rap Evan is a very well-known TV producer, Gabe.

Kevin Smith has always modeled his main characters after himself. Remember in Clerks when Dante says, “I’m not supposed to pee here today!” and then he points to the jorts he is wearing and a dark pee stain is spreading?

That scene represents how often Kevin Smith probably pees his jorts.

(Though he probably calls it “time to drain the pool” or something stupid and then thinks that’s a joke.)

I will vouch for the fact that Gabe always watches TV in his house at a whisper volume and it’s very hard for these old ears to see the road.

That being said, I frequently used to watch The Wire with subtitles and took it as a given I’d watch every episode more than once before I’d catch the nuance of what everybody’s talking about. Because even if you know what words they are saying, it is often still hard to know what they are talking about! “They talk like poems.” – Max’s tombstone

I thought Treme was great. I’d lowered my expectations a bit because I remembered this show wasn’t about crimes and also I don’t know shit about jazz, so maybe that helped. But so far it is like an optimistic version of the Wire, kinda!

Wait, how do you say it? Look, I mispronounce MOST words, but not that one.