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oh, God, The Legend of Chun-Li. i didn’t even think to nominate that movie for two possible reasons:
1) i think subconsciously i believe it to be so bad a movie that it would be unfair/unnecessary to even criticize it, or
2) i’ve tried to block it out of my mind forever and ever.
However, here is a list of reasons why it should be nominated:
1) Chris Klein
i thought he was really funny in the video. are you telling me he is (even significantly) funnier than this?
0:36 – “Oh shit, she wants me to say MORE things about my book?”
– Katherine Chloe Cahoon’s brain
0:27 – “Noo! STOP!”
perfect.
Communism starts with the letter C.
China starts with the letter C.
Chlamydia starts with the letter C.
Christianity starts with the letter C.
also, “fiffa” haha
can’t wait for “And Your Bird Can’t Sing (Because It’s Covered in Oil)” and “Norwegian Wood (This Bird Hasn’t Flown (Because It’s Covered in Oil))”
at least Ke$ha seems like she could be fun. Kyrah is boring boring. and Ke$ha’s way cuter (there i said it).
the thing that bugged me most about this movie is the Big Dipper anthology (printer paper?) cut-out on Nick’s wall in the beginning next to his Arcade Fire (printer paper) cut-out. i didn’t believe for a second that this character actually liked or knew Big Dipper at all, and by the end, i still couldn’t.
Movie Producer/Writer/Whatever: Uhh, MERGE is a label these kinda kids like, right?
Other Movie Producer/Writer/Whatever: I dunno, yea? i think i’ve heard of it, too.
Movie Producer/Writer/Whatever: Okay cool, let’s ask MERGE if they’ll fill our movie with advertisments for MERGE and then it will seem like we “get it”.
whatevs
no one.