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Meanwhile, back at the shore:

Snooki down 90% in after hours hot tub trading

 +5Posted on Jun 28th, 2010 | re: Finally, All Your Animated Maury Pauvich GIFS In One Place (9 comments)

 +11Posted on Jun 28th, 2010 | re: Finally, All Your Animated Maury Pauvich GIFS In One Place (9 comments)

 +10Posted on Jun 24th, 2010 | re: Emily Is Sick And Tired Of This Oil, You Guys (100 comments)

Hello, Goodbye.

 +14Posted on Jun 23rd, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 26: Do You Mean The One Where... (420 comments)

Oops not a reply, but whatever. Jorts.

 +6Posted on Jun 23rd, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 26: Do You Mean The One Where... (420 comments)

What’s that movie where John Malkovich isn’t playing John Malkovich?

 +13Posted on Jun 23rd, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 26: Do You Mean The One Where... (420 comments)

What’s that movie/television appearance/awards show/day of the week where that guy walks around in Jorts all day pretending to be funny?

 +16Posted on Jun 14th, 2010 | re: Cageflix (20 comments)

How’d it get queued? HOW’D IT GET QUEUED?

 +22Posted on Jun 9th, 2010 | re: The Fact That Glenn Beck Has Written A Thriller Is Weird Enough (47 comments)

Love the amazon tags:

 +5Posted on Jun 8th, 2010 | re: "Cool Solution To Clean Up Oil Spill Disaster" (44 comments)

Hay, Hay, Hay, that’s what’s going on here.

Should have taken the red pill.

 +1Posted on May 17th, 2010 | re: Relax, Dale Peterson (105 comments)

FOOLED AGAIN:

http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0510/The_amazing_campaign_ads_of_Alabama.html

Should have known this was fake. The real Dale Peterson would be using Friendster.

 +11Posted on May 6th, 2010 | re: A Real-Life Birdemic In West Palm Beach (71 comments)

Quick, somebody find the bird flute guy!

 +2Posted on May 4th, 2010 | re: You Guys, We Should Buy More Baskin Robbins (19 comments)

We’re going to need a bigger photoshop to be able to trace around that horrible hair.

 +20Posted on Apr 30th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (66 comments)

30 Rock needed more of this guy:

 +4Posted on Apr 28th, 2010 | re: Oh Good, The Curb Your Enthusiasm Porno Parody Trailer (40 comments)

I think the Big Lebowski XXX Parody is still the gold standard of XXX Parodies.
By which I mean, the best of the worst. (But also kind of the best.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGb72TPj9l8

 +29Posted on Apr 12th, 2010 | re: Conan O'Brien Moving To TBS?! (66 comments)

To their credit, TBS could offer the perfect lead-in.

 +24Posted on Apr 8th, 2010 | re: The Fifth Summer Jam Of 2010 (33 comments)

I hear he’s beefin’ with this crew:

 +54Posted on Apr 6th, 2010 | re: Who Wants All This The Marriage Ref? (86 comments)

“Quick, grab the remote, the Marriage Ref is on.”

 +29Posted on Mar 29th, 2010 | re: Old People React To The Winners Of The 2010 Kids' Choice Awards (65 comments)

Seriously? No Werthers jokes?


No wonder these people are all so unhappy.

 +10Posted on Mar 12th, 2010 | re: Rest Your Case, Dude! (48 comments)

Which qualifies as the weapon for the assault charges, the doormat or the snowballs? I can’t decide which would be funnier.

 +31Posted on Mar 9th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't You Caption It? Contest: Sandra Lee's Cocktail Face (116 comments)

She just can’t quite turn that frown upside down

 +21Posted on Feb 22nd, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Oprah's Chocolate Set (152 comments)

Unfortunately, the set was destroyed after being hit with torrential chocolate rain.

 +5Posted on Feb 19th, 2010 | re: Go Fuck Yourself, Mr. Leno (37 comments)

Mr. Leno,
If we’re going to be communicating our true feelings through the use of smugly chosen classic Beatles songs, I’ve got one that perfectly describes how I feel about seeing you back on the Tonight Show:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf2S7kKLtEQ