so this has nothing to do with the twitter feud but is it just me or does this match.com ad look eerily familiar?
Surrogates – BLAH
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs – Kidz Bop Cute
Precious ? Mo?licious
The Blind Side – Precious
Zombieland – Hilarious American Shaun of The Dead and I want a fucking twinkie.
District 9 – KICKASS
Extract ? Intriguing plus Kristin Wiig
New Moon ? OMGZ!!!LOL!!!
(500) Days of Summer – Different cute
The Lovely Bones – YAAAAAAAWWN
Jennifer’s Body ? Smells like Thai Food
The Invention of Lying – Funny in the beginning, then dragged on and on
Skins ? Season 1 ? YIKES (in a good way)
[x] ..What’s So Wrong..[x]
..//.. About Trying 2 ..//..
[x]..XPress UR Self?!?..[x]
xo- LMAO -xo
. .//. TTYL .//. .3
I believe it said “Orphan” under Erin’s name…random, right? Under Ryan’s it said “Kelly” ha.
greg pikitis is such a turd!
This ain’t no Katie Holmes, also gay people.
i know i’m tardiest to the party but i like stuff in my ass
Let the record show that Thursday night tv funnies are the greatest… SUSTAINED!
not cool when my replies to clowncoffee don’t reply btdubs.
an old wive’s tale the internet is not!
makes sense . sadly that wasn’t the hard part for me. the “rap” section gave me some trouble. I still am not sure what the hell he/she says after “world”, but “got to” made the most sense and I know I’ll be singing the damn thing for the rest of the day…and why I am still talking about this? Wow. I’m going to get myself into some wild Yahooligans now.
“On your mark, get set, we’re riding on the internet. Cyberspace, set free, hello virtual reality! Interactive appetite, searching for a website, a window to the world got to get online. Take a spin, now you’re in with TechnoSet, you’re going surfing on the internet!”
I’m really busy at work today.
This reminds of a scene from the Oscar-darling “The Stupids” where Petunia Stupid logs onto a computer and says something along the lines of “Buster, get ready to take a ride on the INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY!” Makes me sad people still don’t refer to it by its given name.
Danielle Fishel is the real problem here. Everytime I’ve managed to ugh my way through “The Dish” I always feel like I need to punch some perky, annoying skank’s lights out.
Last night I was watching “Premonition” with Sandy Bullock on Sci-Fi (SyFy?) and epiphanied all over my jeans that it’s WMOAT material. It’s pretty much Lake House 2: The Edge of Reason.
I fully intend on channeling Artemis’ human cobb salad for my next coital romp. Bacon Bits in the hair — pure genius.
PS What happened to the hilarious Melrose Place reviews? I’ve resorted to actually tuning into the show and last night Ashlee Pete Simpson-Wentz-Flicka really pulled out all the stops. 4 Red Bulls + Booty Shorts + Camera Phones + Ashlee = TROUBLE!!!
“Don’t roll over on your stomach, or the bully will grab your head and bounce it off the sidewalk.” A-MA-ZING POW! Team Jacob!
I watched it while giving Frank a handy under the table.
Scary Movie 4: “Longer…Raunchier…Funnier…Just Kidding”
This is the actual movie’s tagline.
“Not to be confused with KING KONG.”
She brought a small town to its feet and a huge corporation to its knees with her tits.
She has the best of both worlds… now, she has to pick one, at least until everybody at the concert promises to keep her secret. TEAM EDWARD
“In music she found her dream, her love, herself, her crazy.”