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Summer Sanders was also on “Inside the NBA” with Ahmad Rashad. I guess Trump couldn’t get Ahmad Rashad.
One friend-of-a-friend, who I saw this movie with, was all, “I totally saw parallels from the Epic of Gilgamesh, Sumerian tales, and other science fiction works”. To me it played out like Pocahantas, Last Samurai, and District 9 peppered with some anti-imperialist messages. Meh.
Jenny Slate’s performance in the lab partners sketch reminded me of Paul Scheer. Hilarious!
Sorry, kid. No one can make me like Jason Mra(ss)z. However, one thing that is almost awesome about this video is that the kid’s sweatshirt kind of looks like it says “Commercialism”.
Ms. Potato Dick
I was very moved by her speech, it was totally worth my time and helped eat up 7 minutes from my productivity-less last hour at work. On a side note, I interned at the Texas Senate during college. NONE of the senators were as eloquent or passionate (or attractive) as Sen. Savino in regard to ANY issue.
Have a pizza party in Austin, Texas! I’ll be there and I can guarantee at least three (3) other people too!
They speak Mandarin in China, Gabe. No doy!
I love the solemn look on animated Tiger’s face before he crashes his minivan (Tiger Woods does not own a minivan) into the tree.
I honestly have never so much as seen a minute of either of the Twilight movies. Thankfully, my life is NOT Twilight. (TMLINT)




















Hugh Jackman, of course.