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 +10Posted on Sep 2nd, 2011 | re: A Girl From The Rebecca Black Music Video Gets Her Own Music Video (14 comments)

It’s happening faster. That Girl Who Threw Up In The Toilet from the Benni Crinkle video just got her own single! Check it out at thatgirlwhothrewupinthetoilet.org!

 +1Posted on Aug 31st, 2011 | re: Blues Brothers 2000: The TV Show (11 comments)

Have no fear, The Asylum is still making 2 Headed Shark Attack with Carmen Electra and Hulk Hogan’s daughter. (Real!)

 +6Posted on Aug 25th, 2011 | re: Jim Carrey's Message To Emma Stone (80 comments)

Yuck and Yuckier

 +2Posted on Aug 17th, 2011 | re: The Actor In Gerard Depardieu Took Over On An Airplane (42 comments)

Q: Does Gerard Depardieu prefer boxers or briefs? A: DEPENDS

Yet somehow we all seem to forget that Sam the Eagle had sex with a male gigolo at the 1984 Republican National Convention.

“Hungry Hungry Hippos” starring Kevin James (as Orange Hippo), Jack Black (as Green Hippo), Patton Oswalt (as Yellow Hippo) and Craig Robinson (as Pink Hippo). IT’S ALREADY HAPPENING

 +3Posted on Jul 28th, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To The Disease Of Nostalgia (112 comments)

This post totally reminds me of my favorite episode of Parker Lewis Can’t Lose.

 0Posted on Jul 25th, 2011 | re: Man Getting Stuck In Storm Drain Story Is Confusing (48 comments)

This is not news but in California it is the TOP STORY

 +9Posted on Jul 21st, 2011 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Courtney Stodden (97 comments)

I don’t know who these people are.

 +3Posted on Jul 19th, 2011 | re: Alison Brie And Gillian Jacobs GQ "Lesbian Scene" Open Thread (140 comments)

The “Men in Comedy” issue has Louis CK licking Patton Oswalt’s butthole, so this seems fair.

 0Posted on Jul 19th, 2011 | re: Rebecca Black's New Music Video, "My Moment," Posted Without Commentary (56 comments)

Note that she is going to make paper and blow up…and we wonder why my friend’s kid said, “I don’t need to go to college, mommy. I’m going to be a pop star.”

 +2Posted on Jul 12th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Australia (80 comments)

Was AC/DC in this one because that would be cool

 +1Posted on Jul 12th, 2011 | re: Raccoon With A Chef Boyardee Can Stuck On Its Head (37 comments)

SO EMBARRASSED

It’s great because it’s a message that everyone can relate to.

 +2Posted on Jun 27th, 2011 | re: The Marriage Ref Is Of Course Helping To Ruin Actual Lives (17 comments)

Ratings: ‘Family Guy’ Repeat Beats out ‘Marriage Ref’ Season Premiere
http://bit.ly/kqcOt3

 0Posted on Jun 23rd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie (254 comments)

The Green Mile

 +9Posted on May 5th, 2011 | re: Conan: The Barbarian Trailer, You Guys (54 comments)

Damn, Conan hit that horse in THE FACE, yo.

 0Posted on Apr 18th, 2011 | re: Casa De Mi Padre Trailer, You Guys (58 comments)

Other cultures are muy hilarioso

 0Posted on May 19th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E16: This Show Is One Big Yin Yang Tattoo On The Bicep Of A Jerk (238 comments)

I know I am late here, but word up.

 0Posted on Jul 21st, 2008 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Round Two (91 comments)

DEEP IMPACT