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 +2Posted on Jun 20th, 2013 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More James Gandolfini (56 comments)

Completely agree. Also, I think you will enjoy this:

 +9Posted on Jun 20th, 2013 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More James Gandolfini (56 comments)

Wait, Gabe, what were you going to say about Nora Ephron?

 +13Posted on Feb 26th, 2013 | re: Katherine Chloe Cahoon(s) For Oscar Host 2014 (24 comments)

I just watched Damsels in Distress and the whole time the Greta Gerwig character reminded me of someone but I couldn’t place it…it was our ol’ friend KCC!

 +7Posted on Aug 1st, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Greenberg (130 comments)

I think Gabe has to say he likes Greta Gerwig because Brooklyn.

 +10Posted on Apr 13th, 2011 | re: Meet Braco, Be Changed (93 comments)

Uhh his manager is Ross’s lesbian wife from Friends.

 +2Posted on Jan 17th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Lovely Bones (132 comments)

Is is weird that I got all flustered during the kissing scenes in Julie and Julia? *pulls eesh face*

 +2Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Is "Freezing Her Ass Off," And "A Fucking Liar" (85 comments)

There’s a scene in the movie Possession where Gwyneth starts out really pale and then halfway through acquires a really visible suntan, like she was tired of “freezing her ass off” on set and jetted to St Barths for the weekend. Anyway, a GIF of that would go really nicely right here, is what I’m saying.

 +6Posted on Sep 30th, 2010 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Tony Curtis And Also Greg Giraldo (48 comments)

Tony Curtis will always be in my heart, wearing a sea captain’s uniform and dangly diamond earrings.

I want him to bat ME around like a ball of yarn.

 +3Posted on Jun 30th, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (81 comments)

Haha, Company Magazine is the Designer Imposters version of Cosmopolitan. Strictly “my teenage cousin left it in the car so I’ll flip through it” material.

 +17Posted on Jun 30th, 2010 | re: I Am Love: A Foreign Film for People with Working Crotches (34 comments)

This is a surprising yet very pleasing post. Did you know that the Recchi family villa is open to the public? Videogum University Semester Abroad Field Trip!!!!

 0Posted on Jun 28th, 2010 | re: True Blood S03E03: So This Show Is Just Straight-Up Porno Now? (71 comments)

Is that Denis O’Hare?? I love his sexy sexy face.

 +9Posted on Jun 23rd, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 26: Do You Mean The One Where... (420 comments)

What’s that one movie where Meryl Steep plays a…woman? Dammit.

 +5Posted on Jun 21st, 2010 | re: Amanda Bynes Has Retired From "Acting" (68 comments)

I’m picturing her as a pretty good pharmaceutical rep.

 +1Posted on Jun 8th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 24: Ice Cream Movies! (250 comments)

Educating Rita’s

If you scroll up and down the page fast enough, you get a cool zoetrope effect. A nice reminder for Gabe of his childhood.

 +26Posted on Mar 18th, 2010 | re: Eat Pray Love Asshole (79 comments)

Amazingly, this is the SECOND film to be made about Elizabeth Gilbert’s life. Because the first (Coyote Ugly) just wasn’t crappy enough!

 +1Posted on Feb 24th, 2010 | re: Zach Galifianakis Interviews John Wray About His "Book" (34 comments)

I believe in Noodle Mile! It’s in Singapore. Or possibly Thailand. Gabe will find it in his first feature-length documentary.

 +2Posted on Jan 4th, 2010 | re: Holiday Movie Watching Open Thread (115 comments)

Mean Girls: The source of so many pop culture references!
The Office, Season One: Everyone’s hair was so bad!

 +7Posted on Jan 4th, 2010 | re: Winning The Jeff Dunham Battle, But Not The Jeff Dunham War (46 comments)

“And the zeal of the prophet Gabriel hath accomplished it. Let all the monsters say hallelujah, for their foe has been humbled.”

 +9Posted on Dec 11th, 2009 | re: R.I.P. Flight Of The Conchords (53 comments)

I’ve got hurt feelings, I’ve got hurt feelings…

Actually, no I don’t, I fully support awesome TV shows that choose to end on a high!

 +12Posted on Dec 2nd, 2009 | re: David After Dentist, Behold Your Legacy! (55 comments)

They even put their cat in the video! Way to pull out all the stops in your desperate grasp at YouTube stardom, parents.

 +5Posted on Nov 25th, 2009 | re: Thank(sgiving) You, Monsters (115 comments)

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, GABE!! Let’s all watch Pieces of April and let the happy/sad tears flow…

 +35Posted on Nov 23rd, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Closer (311 comments)

Bride Wars: Poisonous, depressing, unfunny woman-hating trash.

 +55Posted on Nov 20th, 2009 | re: Jason Segel's Phone Number: A Videogum Everywhere "Mission" (36 comments)

Right now Jason Segal is calling his cellphone from his landline, just to make sure it’s still working.