No. What’s wrong is that he has a lady-hitting arm at all. It’s just like the other arm, except it’s more vascular, wears a string vest and drinks stella artois.

BAH! I had stolen it from another person who had stolen it and neglected to give that person the credit that he had also neglected to reference. It was a mirror looking into a mirror looking into a mirror of LIES AND DECEPTION. I am contrite. The image was great and thank you for putting me onto this site. It’s boss.

Wow. Just. Wow. This guy looks like he has really long fingernails.

“Oh my God, George is her McDreamy.” You are probably totally correct on the euphegenia vs effigenia but by God if neither is particularly winsome. That said, DOES THIS MEAN SHE GETS HER TRUST FUND BACK?

Dude. Carrie. Professor Steaks is a mantle that you wear well. She said three days and I, like you, was alarmed. I mean, doesn’t the muscle tissue deteriorate and turn grey? Wow. See that? Grey smooth muscle tissue/Grey’s Anatomy… I just blew mine own mind. Totally relevant to life. That steak was huge. Like, throw it under the broiler and eat it for two, maybe three delicious meals never once relegating it to the predictable steak sammich/salad situation. A waste however you erm slice it (across the grain). Also, why is only shark food chum? I vote bear food be chum, too. Why isn’t it? I need answers.

BARGH. Holy aphasia retard brain misfired synapse. I totally saw porch swing and said screen door. Mortified. I do this sometimes, call televisions spoons and the ilk. Wow. I feel like you just caught me not knowing how to read. Meow.