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WHAT A PIG!
Good luck finding any midi-chlorians up that shnozola!
May the BOOGERS be with you.
Also, gif of Alison Brie v. Robot, please.
Was I the only one confronted with the sense, last night, with our two hour giggle fest finally restored, that all four of these shows are past their prime? That the shows seem aware of it, too? Isn’t kind of like 30 Rock and Community have become aware of the unavoidable stasis of their sociopathic, joke-as-despot approach to the sitcom, and are trying suddenly to make us care about their adorable collections of ciphers? Or, or, that the emotional components of Parks & Rec and The Office feel staid and flat, and those behind the scenes puppet masters are overcompensating with the emo, and it’s undercutting the existing levels of emo/humor (See Tom and Andy’s ex-girlfriend’s relationship)? Am I alone here?
At least Apocalypto still holds up.
I really couldn’t relate either. I’m not an asshole, so my parents still totally bankroll my groovy lifestyle.
Kelly’s running joke about Up All Night being bearable; if only there was a GIF for that.
Now they tell us no scrubs…good thing I left the tags on my Shia LeBouf for Banana Republic suit…
Talk about a tall glass of ginger ail.
Videogum,
You had the power to contribute to the sale of a minimum of five extra tickets to John Carter this weekend. You squandered that power. May the fates punish you justly, with no John Carter sequel.
MR
Deepgum: Can we talk about how dismissive The Videogum Community has been re the unilateral resurgence of The Office as a quality television show over the past six weeks? I know it’s “over.” But didn’t Rambo say that nothing is over? Didn’t Rambo say that?
Talk about Type Horny Diabetes, ya’ll.
Waking up next to Kristen Stewart every morning will do this to a man.
Wilbur is coming.
Lord, man, Drake.
Did anyone else pick up on when Erin and Dwight challenge “Pam’s Replacement” to a Chicken Fight, she wonders who will be her partner and asks, “Where’s Jim”? And that Jim’s derisive comments have somewhat shifted focus from office life to home life recently? Because I feel as though a Jim Halpert infidelity storyline may be the most earned infidelity storyline in the history of television. No?
Agreed. I have been having trouble fitting my snus pouch into the pockets of my skinny jeans.
“Oh, hey, Goat!”-Mark Wahlberg’s auxiliary tombstone
“A Man of Timely SNL References”-My tombstone
Little do you realize, Andy Serkis is playing all three people in this picture.
It is about to pop off. Pop. Off.
Dear Gabe,
I’ve also seen near everything on your list and am about to save you some time/dying inside.
Watch Contagion watch Warrior watch Our Idiot Brother watch Breaking Bad twice.
Avoid at all costs Bad Teacher avoid at all costs Crazy, Stupid, Love.
The Future is yours to decide.
Mission Impossible is go-go-gadget wonderful.
Downton Abbey Season 2 isn’t real yet.
Don’t know what The Hour is.
YOU’RE WELCOME!
Five episodes into Homeland=five joy conniptions suffered.
So I’m the only one going to this? Guess I’ll be the only one at the Upper West Side Hung Orgy too…























What’s the over-under on JG-L ending up in a Robin costume by the end of the movie?