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 +4Posted on May 4th | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (44 comments)

What’s the over-under on JG-L ending up in a Robin costume by the end of the movie?

Good luck finding any midi-chlorians up that shnozola!

May the BOOGERS be with you.

 +4Posted on Apr 20th | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (64 comments)

Also, gif of Alison Brie v. Robot, please.

 +2Posted on Apr 20th | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (64 comments)

Was I the only one confronted with the sense, last night, with our two hour giggle fest finally restored, that all four of these shows are past their prime? That the shows seem aware of it, too? Isn’t kind of like 30 Rock and Community have become aware of the unavoidable stasis of their sociopathic, joke-as-despot approach to the sitcom, and are trying suddenly to make us care about their adorable collections of ciphers? Or, or, that the emotional components of Parks & Rec and The Office feel staid and flat, and those behind the scenes puppet masters are overcompensating with the emo, and it’s undercutting the existing levels of emo/humor (See Tom and Andy’s ex-girlfriend’s relationship)? Am I alone here?

 +10Posted on Apr 19th | re: The New Mel Gibson Rant Is Strictly For The Rant Heads (42 comments)

At least Apocalypto still holds up.

 +5Posted on Apr 16th | re: Talking About Girls, Finally (81 comments)

I really couldn’t relate either. I’m not an asshole, so my parents still totally bankroll my groovy lifestyle.

 +18Posted on Apr 13th | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (54 comments)

Kelly’s running joke about Up All Night being bearable; if only there was a GIF for that.

 +4Posted on Apr 10th | re: Videogum Birthday Party! Tonight! (21 comments)

Now they tell us no scrubs…good thing I left the tags on my Shia LeBouf for Banana Republic suit…

Talk about a tall glass of ginger ail.

 0Posted on Mar 9th | re: The Videogum Movie Club Reminder: Friends With Kids (8 comments)

Videogum,

You had the power to contribute to the sale of a minimum of five extra tickets to John Carter this weekend. You squandered that power. May the fates punish you justly, with no John Carter sequel.

MR

 +20Posted on Mar 9th | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (78 comments)

Deepgum: Can we talk about how dismissive The Videogum Community has been re the unilateral resurgence of The Office as a quality television show over the past six weeks? I know it’s “over.” But didn’t Rambo say that nothing is over? Didn’t Rambo say that?

Talk about Type Horny Diabetes, ya’ll.

 +19Posted on Feb 7th | re: Feel Better About Yourself Soon, Robert Pattinson! (44 comments)

Waking up next to Kristen Stewart every morning will do this to a man.

 +7Posted on Jan 30th | re: Hey, Let's Talk About Luck (27 comments)

Wilbur is coming.

Lord, man, Drake.

 +12Posted on Jan 20th | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (88 comments)

Did anyone else pick up on when Erin and Dwight challenge “Pam’s Replacement” to a Chicken Fight, she wonders who will be her partner and asks, “Where’s Jim”? And that Jim’s derisive comments have somewhat shifted focus from office life to home life recently? Because I feel as though a Jim Halpert infidelity storyline may be the most earned infidelity storyline in the history of television. No?

 +6Posted on Jan 17th | re: Paula Deen Has Type 2 Diabetes, Is An Asshole (91 comments)

Agreed. I have been having trouble fitting my snus pouch into the pockets of my skinny jeans.

 +3Posted on Jan 11th | re: Rumor Of The Day: How To Keep Making It In America (21 comments)

“Oh, hey, Goat!”-Mark Wahlberg’s auxiliary tombstone

“A Man of Timely SNL References”-My tombstone

Little do you realize, Andy Serkis is playing all three people in this picture.

It is about to pop off. Pop. Off.

 +3Posted on Dec 21st, 2011 | re: Wait, What IS Your Holiday Vacation Viewing List? (141 comments)

Dear Gabe,
I’ve also seen near everything on your list and am about to save you some time/dying inside.
Watch Contagion watch Warrior watch Our Idiot Brother watch Breaking Bad twice.
Avoid at all costs Bad Teacher avoid at all costs Crazy, Stupid, Love.
The Future is yours to decide.
Mission Impossible is go-go-gadget wonderful.
Downton Abbey Season 2 isn’t real yet.
Don’t know what The Hour is.

YOU’RE WELCOME!

 +4Posted on Dec 21st, 2011 | re: Wait, What IS Your Holiday Vacation Viewing List? (141 comments)

Five episodes into Homeland=five joy conniptions suffered.

 +4Posted on Dec 21st, 2011 | re: A Viking Funeral For Bored To Death (14 comments)

So I’m the only one going to this? Guess I’ll be the only one at the Upper West Side Hung Orgy too…