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 +23Posted on Feb 7th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (277 comments)

I dont know where you live or what kind of a person are you but you are clearly stupid. VIDEOGUM IS A BLOG WHICH IN 6 YEARS HAS BECOME ONE OF THE GREATEST BLOGS. THEIR TRAMPOLINE ACCIDENTS LEAVE PEOPLE APPALLED AND THEIR COMMENT SECTION IS SO GOOD ITS ADDICTIVE. THERE ARE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WHO KNOW VIDEOGUM, INCLUDING THE PAPARAZZI SO PLEASE BEFORE YOU WRITE AN ARTICLE ONLINE GO FUCK YOURSELF.

 +8Posted on Feb 7th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (277 comments)

Wowowow I love this so much.

 +18Posted on Feb 7th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (277 comments)

Yes, I’ve had that conversation at a few parties now. “How did you guys meet?” “Um… well… we met in a very supportive and funny comment section of a blog about trampoline accidents.”

 +45Posted on Feb 7th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (277 comments)

 +35Posted on Feb 7th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (277 comments)

#RIP everyone. Except the LA monsters, please continue to invite me to your birthday parties because you guys are great. Meet up soon?

 +21Posted on Feb 7th | re: Life Is A Highway, You Guys (145 comments)

There will never be enough sand now. Farewell sweet Videogum. Thanks for all the fish.

 +12Posted on Feb 7th | re: The Walking Dead S02E01: One Child Left Behind (13 comments)

Holy shit, guys, we’re the walking dead now. Internet zombies roaming the world wide web looking for brains to consume.

 +4Posted on Feb 6th | re: The World Keeps On Turning, George Clooney Keeps On Pranking (49 comments)

Can we start a Videogum LISTSERV for tip sharing?

 +9Posted on Feb 5th | re: Do You Guys Want To Talk About Sherlock? (44 comments)

I like the season as a whole better now that I’ve seen the last episode. But it’s weird that I can’t really enjoy the first episode without knowing what happens in the third. Some unknown person kidnapped Watson and left him to die in a fire, but they don’t bother talking about it anymore until at the very end: oh yeah, it was this bad guy who did it.

The plots related to mysteries/crime solving were all just glossed over and felt rushed or pointless. The focus on the relationship between John and Sherlock was nice, especially with the pay off of Sherlock willing himself to stay alive when he realized that Watson was in trouble and he had to help him. But so much of the season was so deliberately winking at us that it bordered on obnoxious. It felt as if they were planning out scenes specifically for fans to make them into gifs. Still, great show.

 +8Posted on Feb 4th | re: Downton Abbey S01E01: All's Bates That Ends Bates (19 comments)

I don’t even own a TV.

Just kidding. If I’m at home, the TV is on. It’s my best friend.

 +9Posted on Feb 4th | re: Lost S06E07: The "Banana Leaf" (29 comments)

I remember liking the idea that time isn’t linear after death and everyone gets to hang out together regardless of when they died. But I never cared about understanding the show, I just wanted to enjoy it.

 +14Posted on Feb 4th | re: Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace? (53 comments)

She has a chance!

 +24Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something (353 comments)

Google alerts for trampoline accidents.

 +44Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something (353 comments)

This is the only blog on the entire internet (I’ve checked all of them) with a comment section worth reading and I’ll be really sad if it goes away. More than anything, though, I hope Kelly finds a great job great right away because she’s super talented. Kelly, you can quote me on your resume if you want: “Kelly’s writing is all A++++, two thumbs up, very much enjoyed, would read again.”

 +8Posted on Jan 31st | re: This Is Just A Good 8-Year-Old's Friends Script (32 comments)

SPOILER ALERT: Act 2 contains references to Terminator 2, so needless to say I highly recommend clicking over to read the rest of the script. #LongLiveTheMightyDonut

 +6Posted on Jan 28th | re: George Clooney On The Best Prank He's Ever Been Pranked (12 comments)

What if the whole leaving Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie and adopting a bunch of kids is all part of an ongoing prank Brad has been pulling? I wouldn’t put it past him, that guy is such a jokester.

 +7Posted on Jan 28th | re: Unfortunately, This Is Not Exactly The Worst Proposal Ever (24 comments)

At first I thought it was insane that the police would agree to this. But later that week, Police Chief Anderson made the news again…

 +5Posted on Jan 27th | re: I Like To Move It, Move It! (5 comments)

Nothing I can say would top the YouTube comment on this video: “Congratulation, that’s stupid.”

 +3Posted on Jan 24th | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (12 comments)

Speaking of Sam Rockwell, he was in a 2013 movie called The Way Way Back that became really engaging the moment his character appeared. I recommend watching it.

 +2Posted on Jan 24th | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (38 comments)

Is anyone watching @Midnight? I watch it @8:30 am while getting ready for work. It’s a really enjoyable way to start the day.

 +3Posted on Jan 23rd | re: That Time Arnold Schwarzenegger Pooped His Pants (21 comments)

Who is your daddy, and what does he poop?

 +11Posted on Jan 22nd | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (94 comments)

DayQuil and White Russians create a magical elixir that will make you feel invincible.

 +14Posted on Jan 22nd | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (94 comments)

We’re having the most beautiful winter I’ve ever experienced here in LA. I’m sorry to bring it up because it sounds really bad in the rest of the country, but this warm weather is making me so happy and calm that I have to mention it. I went to the beach twice last week, compared to 0 times last summer. A guy on NPR said that the beautiful weather is caused by a jet stream from Canada, I can only assume it’s an attempt to apologize for sending us Justin Bieber.

 +10Posted on Jan 21st | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (14 comments)

Holy shit, Lindsay Lohan is 27 years old? No more excuses, lady, you gotta stop blaming your parents for your fuck ups at age 26. That’s in the Constitution and you can’t argue with our Founding Fathers.

 +12Posted on Jan 21st | re: What Will Ben Affleck's Batman Suit Look Like? (39 comments)