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 +1Posted on Jun 28th, 2011 | re: How Is Charlie Sheen Killed Off Of Two And A Half Men? (90 comments)

During surgery to separate him from Michael Vick and Rod Blagojevich, between whom he had been Human Centipeded.

I prefer “Guid’ is good”, but I upvoted you anyway.

 +7Posted on May 28th, 2010 | re: Which Handbag From Sex and the City 2 Are You? (93 comments)

Sex and the City 2: 2 Sex 2 City

 0Posted on Jan 8th, 2010 | re: Predictions For Lost: The College Years (48 comments)

Lost 2: Electric Boogalost

 0Posted on Nov 11th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 12 (330 comments)

Something Will CRASH Into Something.

 0Posted on Nov 5th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 11 (323 comments)

Cowder. (About an albino cow.) (Retch.)

 +4Posted on Nov 5th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 11 (323 comments)

Inglorious Cow Turds

 +1Posted on Nov 5th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 11 (323 comments)

Moo Velvet

 +2Posted on Oct 31st, 2009 | re: Videogum's Official Pick For Your Halloween Movie Viewing Party (55 comments)

“The Gingerdead Man 16: No Doughmo”

 0Posted on Oct 23rd, 2009 | re: An Open Letter To The Real Housewives Of Atlanta (10 comments)

This is my FAVORITE SHOW ON TELEVISION EVER. Real Housewives of Atlanta > The Sopranos. Sea-son-three!! Sea-son–three!

 0Posted on Oct 10th, 2009 | re: The Real Housewives Of Atlanta S02E09: Ladies, Start Your Faces! (7 comments)

Why are there only six comments on this thread? RHOA > everything else there is, period (except for “Bromance,” duh).

 0Posted on Oct 10th, 2009 | re: What Movie Should Disney Make After Opposite Day? (47 comments)

In a world… where sometimes people refer to fictional covered places just to try to make other people feel foolish for a couple of seconds, one man will refuse to ask the question on everyone else’s lips… “Under Where?”

 +2Posted on Sep 29th, 2009 | re: Harmony Korine Out Harmony Korines Himself (30 comments)

That description applies equally well to the current season of “Real Housewives of Atlanta.”

I can’t even pay attention to any of this, I’m still so freaked out about Mackenzie Phillips. (Oh my fucking God, Mackenzie Phillips, what the hell.)

 +1Posted on Sep 10th, 2009 | re: Kids Have Euphemisms For Peeping And Pooping The Darndest Things (27 comments)

More character development than the “Melrose Place” reboot.

 +6Posted on Sep 8th, 2009 | re: Tyra Banks Wants To Be The Black Gwyneth Paltrow (22 comments)

Tyra Banks is only 35?

 +5Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 | re: How To Get A Marky Mark Body (74 comments)

I saw MarkyMark and the Funky Bunch in concert back in 1993. He kept promising to get “extra naked” but he didn’t even get regular naked.

 +3Posted on Aug 20th, 2009 | re: Let's Be Friends With Barney Frank, You Guys (154 comments)

I’m having death panels installed on my roof this weekend.

 +1Posted on Aug 19th, 2009 | re: The Saw VI Poster, Like The Saw Franchise, Is Stupid (32 comments)

‘The Saw VII poster is going to be seven butts on a tray and it’s going to say “Your butt, sir.”‘ Thanks for ruining my spec script, Gabe.’

 +8Posted on Aug 19th, 2009 | re: The Saw VI Poster, Like The Saw Franchise, Is Stupid (32 comments)

I always think your avatar is Gwyneth Paltrow’s humanity.

 0Posted on Aug 18th, 2009 | re: Fantastic Mysteries: What Is The Secret White Chicks 2 Tagline? (79 comments)

White Chicks 2: 2 White 2 Chicks

 0Posted on Aug 18th, 2009 | re: Seth MacFarlane Clearly Hopes To Win An Emmy For Being The Worst (57 comments)

I like “Family Guy.”

 +1Posted on Aug 14th, 2009 | re: Stewie Is Gay, Says Awful, Awful Seth MacFarlane (85 comments)

Well said. */goes back to skinning cadavers/*

 +2Posted on Aug 14th, 2009 | re: Stewie Is Gay, Says Awful, Awful Seth MacFarlane (85 comments)

Gay people?

 +1Posted on Aug 14th, 2009 | re: Stewie Is Gay, Says Awful, Awful Seth MacFarlane (85 comments)

In all seriousness (SERIOUSGUM!) I’m gay, and was closeted and repressed for years, and I completely get the point he’s making. That kind of repression can express itself as over-the-top aggression. The cartoon version of that is trying to kill one’s mother, among other people. “Family Guy” is a cartoon. QED.