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 0Posted on Jan 15th, 2010 | re: You Crazy Horse For This One, Jimmy Fallon (8 comments)

He doesn’t comment for the same reason Craig Ferguson didn’t make fun of David Letterman during his scandal.

Jimmy Fallon enjoys his job.

 +6Posted on Jan 6th, 2010 | re: Predictions For Lost: The College Years (48 comments)

The Fresh Prince of The Island

Now this is a story all about how
my life got flip turned upside down
Now I know you wanna hear it, I can see from you’re smile and
I’ll tell how I became the price of a magical island.

In northern Los Angeles, born and raised.
I had daddy issues my early days.
Chilling out, maxing, relaxin’ all cool
Then I grew up and went on to medical school.

When my deadbeat dad, he was up to know good.
Drank way than he knew he should.
He got a heart attack and I got scared and said
“I’m gonna get his body and bring it back in up the air”

I was flying to Sydney and when I got near
The plane started falling and I got overcome with fear
If anything I could say these passengers were rare
and now we’re all stuck and can’t get off here.

 +3Posted on Jan 5th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Michael Cera And JWOWW (101 comments)

Although Michael Cera had only got one slice, he?d gone in head first, like Pete Rose.

 +7Posted on Nov 25th, 2009 | re: "Christian Side Hug," By Popular Demand (74 comments)

Did anyone else notice that the synth in the background is the Imperial March?

 +2Posted on Nov 11th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 12 (330 comments)

The Velvet….is….BLUE

 +2Posted on Aug 21st, 2009 | re: Fingers Crossed For Michael Moore's Capitalism: A Love Story (77 comments)

…I don’t dislike Michael Moore that much.

Should I hate myself now or later?

 +9Posted on Aug 20th, 2009 | re: Snoop Dogg Millionaire (Sorry! Really Not My Fault) (23 comments)

Snoop D-O-Double Gizzle’s Journal. August 20th, 2009. Dog all up in da alley this morning, tire made him blow up. It don’t get no realer than this though dog. This city be mad scared o’ me. I seen its true face. The streets are extended guttas and the guttas are full o’ blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin gonna drown. The accumulated filth of all their fuckin an killin will foam up about they bodies and all the ho’s and pimps will look up and shout ‘Save us!’ And I’ll look down, and whisper ‘Fuck Bill O’Reilly’

 +7Posted on Aug 20th, 2009 | re: NSFW: Right, Yes, A Twilight Dildo, Of Course (58 comments)

This still doesn’t beat the Harry Potter Broomstick:

http://www.cwfa.org/articles/753/CFI/cfreport/

 +3Posted on Aug 3rd, 2009 | re: Brokencyde Doesn't Answer My Questions (50 comments)

I think you guys are missing the point.

Re-watch the section about “Bree Bree”.

These guys are improvisational GENIUSES!!!

Seriously, Donatello Mutated AGAIN!?!?! INTO A PIG!?!?! And he was in BRAZIL!?! Doing HEROIN!?!?!

OMG, These guys are the BEST!

Who’s line is it BROKENCYDE, much?

 +6Posted on Jun 19th, 2009 | re: NSFW: Name That Catch/Cumphrase (210 comments)

“Time Out!” – Zack Morris