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The Fresh Prince of The Island
Now this is a story all about how
my life got flip turned upside down
Now I know you wanna hear it, I can see from you’re smile and
I’ll tell how I became the price of a magical island.
In northern Los Angeles, born and raised.
I had daddy issues my early days.
Chilling out, maxing, relaxin’ all cool
Then I grew up and went on to medical school.
When my deadbeat dad, he was up to know good.
Drank way than he knew he should.
He got a heart attack and I got scared and said
“I’m gonna get his body and bring it back in up the air”
I was flying to Sydney and when I got near
The plane started falling and I got overcome with fear
If anything I could say these passengers were rare
and now we’re all stuck and can’t get off here.
Although Michael Cera had only got one slice, he?d gone in head first, like Pete Rose.
Did anyone else notice that the synth in the background is the Imperial March?
The Velvet….is….BLUE
…I don’t dislike Michael Moore that much.
…
Should I hate myself now or later?
Snoop D-O-Double Gizzle’s Journal. August 20th, 2009. Dog all up in da alley this morning, tire made him blow up. It don’t get no realer than this though dog. This city be mad scared o’ me. I seen its true face. The streets are extended guttas and the guttas are full o’ blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin gonna drown. The accumulated filth of all their fuckin an killin will foam up about they bodies and all the ho’s and pimps will look up and shout ‘Save us!’ And I’ll look down, and whisper ‘Fuck Bill O’Reilly’
This still doesn’t beat the Harry Potter Broomstick:
I think you guys are missing the point.
Re-watch the section about “Bree Bree”.
These guys are improvisational GENIUSES!!!
Seriously, Donatello Mutated AGAIN!?!?! INTO A PIG!?!?! And he was in BRAZIL!?! Doing HEROIN!?!?!
OMG, These guys are the BEST!
Who’s line is it BROKENCYDE, much?
“Time Out!” – Zack Morris





















He doesn’t comment for the same reason Craig Ferguson didn’t make fun of David Letterman during his scandal.
Jimmy Fallon enjoys his job.