Find Me On:
The woman that played J.D’s mom/Romney’s wife (Videogum canon, circa 2012) begs to differ:
“Liberal feminists think they’ve cornered the market in defining a woman. Retweet if you agree!”
Or should I say, Simpson-Bowles did it…
*spikes the football
It’s J. Street not Wall Street!
Romney is gerrymandering the districts to make us all Dillon Panthers!
This picture is worth 1000 Words… with Friends.
Smooth move, Ferguson!
We are the 99 Pawcent.
Next up, a lucrative endorsement deal with Canyonero.
He just “rain made” me in my pants.
The Wire, brought to you by Honey Nut Cheerios!
… Wait, we’re out of Honey Nut?!
Stand Hard With A Vengeance.
Charlie Sheen has a new purpose in life:
Chasing the Coke Dragon.
Smell the Glove.
Tom Jones would like to remind everyone that his Sex Bomb is still the most cutting edge bomb out there. When reached for comment, Jones said… “What’s NEW, pussycat?”
Support group for actors whose fictional fathers were blown up in cars:
2112? I always suspected that RUSH would have something to do with an epically long apocalypse.
“Amnesty International, Greenpeace and the United Negro College Fund announced record earnings this week, due mostly to large, anonymous donations.”
Loved the Sneakers reference too.
A surprise Hammeo is a welcome surprise.
Michael Clayton Ravine
Something’s gotta be done about your Bébé’s Kids!
Jesus, I would’ve hit that Rolls-Clarence-Royce!