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 +27Posted on Feb 7th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (277 comments)

I will remember you… de de doh doh dehhh. You will remember me. Nah, jk you won’t. Ha!

VG. I love you. Sometimes I wish I could keep loving you but to die young is to die fast. That’s not really encouragement. I’ll miss the shit out of you. I’m tearing up with that last sentence. So heartfelt. Where’d you go, VG? Where’d my precious baby go!

Best of luck to you, Kelly. I hope life after VG is still all that it can be. Jeez. Is this an Army ad now? Fuck. Just go peacefully, y’all. Sorry I’ve been absent. But I guess it’s time to admit once and for all:

Kelly! I’ve had a crush on you since you joined. You are amazing! I laughed every day reading your posts. Never change!

 +8Posted on Nov 4th, 2013 | re: Listen, We're Not Going To Talk About Someone's Personal Life (19 comments)

Listen, we’re not going to talk about someone’s personal life, unless it’s #personallifechat…

http://www.mobfd.biz/chat/

 +6Posted on Oct 31st, 2013 | re: What Is Your Favorite Halloween Movie Party? (14 comments)

My favorite Halloween Movie Party is actually every single Halloween episode of The Office. It has of late become a tradition for me to watch each episode starting in season two because they all take place in an office conference room and that just amuses me to no end.

 +5Posted on Oct 30th, 2013 | re: Calvin And Hobbes Dance (12 comments)

“The werrld neeerrdss terrr knneewwrrr… about Calvern & Horrbbess.” -BC as Julian Assange

 +7Posted on Oct 29th, 2013 | re: Other Things I Would Like To See People Doing In LED Stick Figure Suits (21 comments)

Nap on a couch while watching Chernobyl Diaries. I don’t know. Could be good.

 +2Posted on Oct 29th, 2013 | re: The Entourage Movie Is On!!!! (20 comments)

#entourageboystimeshare

 +7Posted on Oct 29th, 2013 | re: Baby Is Very In Touch With Her Emotions (16 comments)

Bringing Up Crybaby

 +1Posted on Oct 26th, 2013 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Top Comments (33 comments)

AWESOME!!! Have fun. I hope they have all the guest stars they had when saturnian and I saw them!

 +3Posted on Oct 26th, 2013 | re: The Videogum SpoOoooOOoooky Movie Club: Hausu (32 comments)

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “The door to the invisible must be visible,” wrote the surrealist spiritual author Rene Daumal. This describes an opportunity that is on the verge of becoming available to you. The opportunity is still invisible simply because it has no precedents in your life; you can’t imagine what it is. But just recently a door to that unknown realm has become visible to you. I suggest you open it, even though you have almost no idea what’s on the other side.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In Tim Burton’s film Alice in Wonderland, Alice asks the White Rabbit, “How long is forever?” [Ed. Note: Hahah] The talking rabbit replies, “Sometimes, just one second.” That’s an important piece of information for you to keep in mind, Scorpio. It implies that “forever” may not necessarily, in all cases, last until the universe dies out five billion years from now. “Forever” might actually turn out to be one second or 90 minutes or a month or a year or who knows? So how does this apply to your life right now? Well, a situation you assumed was permanent could ultimately change–perhaps much faster than you have imagined. An apparently everlasting decree or perpetual feeling could unexpectedly shift, as if by magic.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.19): “I get bored with the idea of becoming a better listener,” writes business blogger Penelope Trunk. “Why would I do that when interrupting people is so much faster?” If your main goal is to impose your will on people and get things over with as soon as possible, Capricorn, by all means follow Trunk’s advice this week. But if you have other goals–like building consensus, finding out important information you don’t know yet, and winning help from people who feel affection for you–I suggest that you find out how to have maximum fun by being an excellent listener.

 +2Posted on Oct 25th, 2013 | re: Late For Meeting (14 comments)

Aw! Thanks!

 +12Posted on Oct 25th, 2013 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Top Comments (33 comments)

My Gene Belcher costume just came in the mail (pictures coming soon) so I’m excited to hit the local haunts and lay down some knowledge. Which is not really knowledge, more just opinionated trash.

“THIS IS ME NOW!”

“BRR. I SHOULD’VE WORN MY CARDIGAN!”

“I’m more of an indoor boy!”

“Rawwwrrrr!”

 +2Posted on Oct 25th, 2013 | re: The Videogum SpoOoooOOoooky Movie Club: Hausu (32 comments)

I’ll post them when I get home.

 +9Posted on Oct 25th, 2013 | re: The Videogum SpoOoooOOoooky Movie Club: Hausu (32 comments)

I invited over the Boston VG gang to my place for Salmon BLT sliders, beer and Hausu. And while I was hoping to be scared out of my mind, the most frightening thing of the entire evening was listening to artdork read us all our horoscopes from this freaky Tulsa newspaper:

Hausu was NOT scary, but a lot of fun. I was rooting for Kung Fu the whole time but alas, the chandelier sucked her up and swung her around. Luckily her severed legs were able to defeat the Blanche poster controlling all the mayhem. RIP Kung Fu.

I have to say, I don’t get why this is a Criterion movie. Some of the movies in their catalog are head-scratchers, sure, but this one seemed like schlock-stick taken up a notch.

 +18Posted on Oct 25th, 2013 | re: Late For Meeting (14 comments)

To stray a bit from this bizarro video. I used that pumpkin carving video from VG yesterday last night to carve these two bad boys!

 +5Posted on Oct 25th, 2013 | re: This Today Show Public Marriage Proposal Is The Worst One Yet (43 comments)

I’ll bite.

 +14Posted on Oct 25th, 2013 | re: Late For Meeting (14 comments)

The humanoid from Prometheus is finally getting some more work.

 +7Posted on Oct 25th, 2013 | re: This Today Show Public Marriage Proposal Is The Worst One Yet (43 comments)

DEAR LORD IN HEAVEN WHAT IS GOING ON?! Is this violent-seeming but friendly lion-tag?

 +7Posted on Oct 25th, 2013 | re: This Today Show Public Marriage Proposal Is The Worst One Yet (43 comments)

Why hasn’t Flanny chimed in? She saw this live!

 +3Posted on Oct 25th, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Famous Movie Quotes, But SpoOoOoOOooky (86 comments)

“A.B.C.: Always Boo (at) Children!”

 +1Posted on Oct 25th, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Famous Movie Quotes, But SpoOoOoOOooky (86 comments)

“Coffins are for Closers!”

 +1Posted on Oct 25th, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Famous Movie Quotes, But SpoOoOoOOooky (86 comments)

“Spooking is for Closers!”

 +7Posted on Oct 24th, 2013 | re: How To Make Halloween Pumpkins (18 comments)

Or sucked up by a chandelier.

 +12Posted on Oct 24th, 2013 | re: How To Make Halloween Pumpkins (18 comments)

Hoorah! Kelly’s back!

My office is having a pumpkin carving competition and our submissions are due next Friday. As I work in a science department, my idea is to simply carve the symbol denoting Pi into the pumpkin. Get it? Do you get it, you guys? It’s pretty great and requires little carving skills. #perfect

 +4Posted on Oct 22nd, 2013 | re: The Videogum Why Don't You Caption It?! Contest: Johnny Depp's New Hair (46 comments)

 +3Posted on Oct 22nd, 2013 | re: That's Your Halloween Costume: The Entire Disneyland Park Costume (17 comments)

I see what you did there.