These actors don’t even look Chinese. I bet the casting call was for “squinty eyes”.

I was actually in middle school (MIDDLE SCHOOL), in connecticut and a teacher of ours began freaking out. She started pacing around the room worried as we watched the coverage on CNN (on a black and white tv next to a map with the USSR still on it). After smoke began pouring out of the pentagon she really started to loss it and began to say something to the effect of “We’re next!”. Us being rational tweens we inquired “Why in God’s name would anyone attack suburban connecticut?” To which she replied, as if we were the biggest idiots of all time, “Duh, Hartford is the insurance capitol of the WORLD!” Little did we know that terrorists HATE insurance.

Best Picture: The King’s Speech
Actor: Jesse Eisenberg
Actress: Natalie Portman
Supporting Actor: Geoffrey Rush
Supporting Actress: Haliee Steinfield
Director: Aronofsky
Screenplay: The Fighter
Adapted Screenplay: The Social Network
Foreign: Biutiful
Animated: Toy Story 3
Art Direction: Inception
Cinematography: Black Swan
Costume: Atwood, Alice In Wonderland
Documentary: Exit through the giftshop
Editing: Black Swan
Sound Editing: Inception (BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
Mixing: The Social Network
Visual FX: Inception

(The above does not represent the opinion of the commenter on the relative merit of the future recipients, he just really needs $50 to buy himself a new bluetooth mouse and maybe a DVD)

Avril really knows how to tug at my hearts strings….keep holding my little croc buddies