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Next week they’re going to find another Dharma hatch and in it Frank, Sweet Dee, and Charlie have opened up Bizarro Paddy’s where they sell Dharma Beer. Meanwhile Dennis has told everyone to F off and he’s busy trying to kiss up to the Level 3 Boss so he can become part of the paper mache torture crew because they are way more BADASS. Also, if we are merging Sunny and Lost then I want a rewrite of last weeks episode where Sayid will now say “Surprise BITCHES, I’m still alive and I’m blowing your minds right now” instead of “Wha happen?”
How am I supposed to remember these minor minor characters from 4 years ago? So she was taken when the kids were taken? In like episode 3? And then she was on the other island with the polar bear cages? Is that what you’re saying? Here comes another nose bleed? Probably? Yes. I NEED A CONSTANT!
Cool thanks, I’m pretty sure this is giving me a nosebleed Miles-style. And also how come no one is talking about how the STEWARDESS is at the paper mache temple? How did she get in with the ninja and John Lennon? It seems like a pretty exclusive club that can only be entered via time-traveling ankh in a guitar case.
Ummm actually 8.5 months. I’m blaming that one on my 100 degree office and Monday.
Dear Internet,
Best ending anyone could have asked for. I’d like to think (in my own dillusional mind) that he was picturing my sign when he said thanks for the signs. See u in 7 months coco!
Love,
Mary
The insult artist formerly known as Triumph.
Yes!!! Hahaha. I feel like a celebrity.
That is my friend Jill holding the sign! And I am standing next to her!!! I never thought I’d be on vg! Ps Gabe this is from Chicago where we also had a rally. My sign said jay leno is great…for me to poop on!
I missed all the eyeball bleeding! In the words of a jersey shore cop “what happen?”
seriously the three minutes I do some work instead of stalking your whole lives and I miss everything! Lesson learned!
The Busey/Nolte confusion is only slightly worse than the Tom sellick/Burt Reynolds confusion that I experienced for several years as a child. They were both everywhere! All mustaches look the same to me. Just call me mustache racist. Mustachist.
ENHANCE
I thought the same thing! I was like hold up, why was someone interviewing Robert Pattinson about what happened in Haiti? It would only make sense if the earthquake was caused by a vampire vs. werewolf war. Or a herd of teenage girls stampeding to get his autograph.
Where the f are flippy and floppy?!!???
So is it racist? Or racist-racist?
Jeff dunham got a job as vp of marketing for kfc after his show wasn’t picked up. Ventrilochicken!
” Dear Situation, Please pull up your pants and put a shirt on.” –Everyone’s grandma
And yes your skin can get that leathery before 30 if you SLEEP IN A TANNING BED! Instead of that Hotbod toilet water cologne commercial they should have had commercials for Extra strength proactive and Belt sanders.
Gabe, I was also immediately reminded of the Juggalos while watching (gagging, laughing, screaming at the tv) this show. There should definitely be a Juggalo reality show on MTV and THEN it can be like the Real World Road Rules challenge where the Juggalos and Guidos have their very own spin off reality show TOGETHER! But instead of winning money they are fighting for their lives a la Battle Royale. My money is on the Juggalos!!
Justin Bobby DeLeon
When do we get to talk about Twilight?!?!? My head has fallen off 4 times this weekend and let’s make that 5 because OMGDUDEZ I am so pumped to hear what team Gabe is on.
Flippy and floppy were Michael bay’s inspiration for those jive talking Chevys in transformers 2. Annnnd I’m pretty sure Colby was the inspiration for that whole ‘robot heaven’ scene.
Also the whole robot sequence was probably the worst (and most accurate) advertisement for evangelical Christianity!
This movie would be much better if my boyfriend Nick had spitefully touched the centers of flippy and floppy to RUIN THEM FOREVER.
Her resume looked a little like this:
Talents: Wearing leopard print, hanging out in a bikini all day, tanning, jager bombs, champagne fights
Haunted HouseSitter