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Oh man “live’s?” sorry guys.

I’ll call you a real human being instead.

I’m just glad my grandma can’t text, because she live’s in St. Joes, is in a wheel chair, has two bionic hips, and is a cyborg.

 0Posted on Feb 29th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (7 comments)

I don’t know if anything can top Parks and Meth for me. http://parksandmeth.tumblr.com/

 +7Posted on Feb 27th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Razzie Nominations (31 comments)

Oh my, this is the first time I realized that wink was a Lucille callback. So many layers! Or should I say floors? Amirite?

 +1Posted on Feb 27th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Razzie Nominations (31 comments)

I honestly don’t get half of the decisions HBO makes, i.e. cancelling Bored to Death, making HBO go available only to those who subscribe to HBO on cable. HBO, I want you to take my money, I want evidence that proves Coach Taylor is better at molding young men than “Ned” Stark.

 0Posted on Feb 27th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party (392 comments)

They changed the rules again this year. There can be up to ten nominated films, if said films get enough votes.

 0Posted on Feb 27th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party (392 comments)

Slothdrop, just to let you know, your portrait is hanging from my wall.

I watched this show for the first time this season for a video game trailer.

 +3Posted on Feb 17th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (46 comments)

Speaking of Aubrey Plaza, I recently watched Scott Pilgrim with a commentary track featuring Aubrey Plaza, Anna Kendrick, Mark Webber, and Kieran Culkin. Apparently, at the premiere party Aubrey hit on Kieran, and he totally negged her. So, you guys, on the hollywood male hierarchy Kieran Culkin > Ryan Gosling. I just thought I’d bring that up. Carry on. Also, does anyone else think the blonde girl from Damsels in Distress screen cap looks like Ryan Gosling. Does any of this matter? What am I doing with my life?

 +2Posted on Feb 17th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Pretty Standard Louis Armstrong Doll (36 comments)

I n33d ansirs 2. Wait, can twelve-year olds spell?

 +10Posted on Feb 17th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Pretty Standard Louis Armstrong Doll (36 comments)

I’m 12 years old, and what is this?

 +6Posted on Feb 14th, 2012 | re: Teenager Cries On Local Television In Hilarious Manner (69 comments)

Why is a Portland-based Fox affiliate dragging this kid through the mud?

 +2Posted on Feb 8th, 2012 | re: An Open Letter From Kenny Powers To Tim Tebow (20 comments)

I’m pretty sure Eli Manning is the Lana del Rey of Football.

 +6Posted on Feb 8th, 2012 | re: An Open Letter From Kenny Powers To Tim Tebow (20 comments)

He also used face paint to cite scripture while playing at Florida. America loves the Bible and face paint.

 +5Posted on Feb 8th, 2012 | re: An Open Letter From Kenny Powers To Tim Tebow (20 comments)

See Also: Kenny Power’s tweets regarding Sandusky and the Penn State fans who defended Joe Paterno. Good stuff.

 0Posted on Feb 6th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 62: "What's That Movie?" (247 comments)

What’s that movie where Jean Claude Van Damme killed Raul Julia? I really want another Adam’s Family.

 +1Posted on Feb 6th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (49 comments)

The best thing about this is that I thought the cat’s paws were the arm rests of the chair. I love this cat so much.

 +8Posted on Feb 3rd, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (49 comments)

I know I’m a long time listener and only 21st time caller, but I wish all the people who upvoted (or downvoted) would join the community. Create a username anonymonsters!

 +2Posted on Feb 1st, 2012 | re: Adorable Smart Old Woman Stays Adorable, Smart, Old With Nintendo DS (44 comments)

facetaco, you’re on Steam? Username?

 +3Posted on Jan 30th, 2012 | re: Ryan Gosling's Dramatic Reaction To His "Oscar Snub" Revealed! (27 comments)

I would’ve been OK if the Academy had just snubbed Ryan Gosling, but it snubbed Michael the last Fassbender as well. That is unforgivable.

 +8Posted on Jan 19th, 2012 | re: What Is The Scary Noise Happening In Canada?????? (48 comments)

“And it sounds like a creaky door mixed with a scary monster and an old roller coaster.”

Smoke monster anyone? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0X3OKjIlUg

 +2Posted on Jan 17th, 2012 | re: Oh My God Do Not Watch This Spider Video (71 comments)

Once, someone directed me to a collection of vids on youtube of different terrifying insects that were put into a terrarium together and basically forced to fight. Awful, awful stuff. Does anyone here remember Clock Spider?

 +1Posted on Jan 12th, 2012 | re: There Can Be Only One Pranklander (22 comments)

Wait a second. George Clooney is dating Stacy Keibler? Stacy Keibler the former WWF Diva?

#thischangeseverything

 +3Posted on Jan 11th, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Ricky Gervais Is An Asshole (97 comments)

I feel that some of his work is pretty good. I thought his moments on Louie in the first season were pretty bearable, and obviously the Office speaks for itself (though I don’t know much of the credit goes to Stephen Merchant) For me though, the first time I thought of him as an asshole was the Ricky Gervais podcast. For people who are familiar with Karl Pilkington, it’s obvious he’s not incredibly bright (although I’m kind of still debating whether or not it’s an act). But, when you compare how Merchant addresses Pilkington vs. Gervais, it’s hard not to see RG as an asshole. Merchant’s response usually seems pretty measured, with occasional bouts of annoyed rage. Gervais just berates him though, which Pilkington may deserve, but after a while it’s like enoughs enough. Most of it was mean and to me it seemed like it had to have been somewhat hurtful.