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Looks like Hope and Nancy got the Tic Tac Dough X Isometric Desktop Gingerbread Frowny Face Screen of Death.
I KEEEEEL YOU!
“How many meat treats do you see in this advert Watson?”
“Why, four of course!”
“And should I be so enticed to ‘Get a Clue,’ how many have I now?”
“Easy! Three!”
“Right again, Watson. Now combine the sums.”
“Seven.”
“Good. Now seeing as you are a doctor, could you tell me the resemblance of these meat treats to a certain portion of anatomy?”
“They resemble nothing more than exposed rectums!”
“And if I could call on your medical expertise once again, how many exposed rectums do you see?”
“Four.”
“Add that to the first sum…”
“Eleven.”
“And what are we now disposing of our liquid wastes into after indulging in the meat treats?”
“A grate.”
“And where shall I use the excess rectum grease?”
“As always, Holmes. On your hair.”
“What’s another name for styled hair?”
“I believe you are trying to get me to arrive at coiffure!”
“Quite so, but if I am the recipient of the coiffure, I am the coiffee, am I not?”
“Seven…Eleven…Grate…Coiffee…7-Eleven Has Great Coffee! Mystery Solved! Astounding Holmes, how ever did you…”
“Alimentary, my dear Watson.”
That just leaped over the uncanny valley and into my heart.
I will blow up every hospital until Pumpkin Head unmasks himself publicly. Or something like that. Why are you so serious?
Could you please pass this message on to the groom?
Clubs…even virtual clubs…are a great place to meet people that share your common interests; in this case, contributors to Nico Nico Douga share an interest in otaku with you, Sal9000. I’m not 100% sure what this means, but please stop destroying your parents’ souls with your weirdness.
Critical to understanding the film is knowing what the hell a Wapak is.
All of these entries easily cost at least $15,000, so it’s not about the money.
I’m always late to these things, but…
Nancy: Every time we have a party, Elliot gets two party hats and I get none!
Bearded Therapist: Elliot?
Elliot: It was MY Birthday, Nancy! Mine!
Bearded Therapist: We’re out of time.
One time (just before the dawn of the 21st Century), at a Burger King drive-thru, my friend Kurt asked me to ask them if they still had any of the Kenneth Branagh action figures left and if he could order one even though we were not ordering a Kids’ Meal. Despite my best efforts, the person on the other end could not understand what I wanted. Wild Wild West was already in the dollar theaters, but the drive-thru speaker display still had the advertisements for the toys up, and Kurt, though not an action figure collector, was insistent. He asked me to try to order the toy by the character name, and as fate would have it, I had seen the movie. It took me a minute to recall it, but finally I was able to ask, “Do you have any of the Dr. Loveless action figures left?” And the person working the drive-thru said “No, I’m sorry.”
My point is, that the Wild Wild West movie was so powerful, that a Shakespearean thespian was more known for his character than he was as an actual human being.