Thank you for the Goonies call-out. When Desmond was walking past the skeletons I shouted out “Chester Copperpot!” and nobody (i.e. my husband) got it. Videogum, YOU GET IT, and I love you for it.

Locke climbing out of the water: “WET JEANS! Ugh!”

Ellen DeGeneres attends every Fido Dido fan meetup listed on meetup.com

Please, 30 Rock, have some fake-LOST characters appear out of nowhere as revenge for this geophysicist LiZOE Lemon or whatever.

So when Jacob said, “They’re coming” he meant “Widmore’s comin’ in a SUBMARINE!”

I’ve decided that this is no longer good v. evil, but instead the island is just some ancient mystical prison, and Jacob and Smokey are just two equally shitty entities who are both trying to escape.

I have also come to the conclusion is that this season is crappy by design so the people who were into it will feel like they got chumped, so they will be happy when it’s over, and not demand/form internet campaigns for feature films/miniseries/more Lost.

I can’t wait for a few episodes from now when they go “Oh, sorry Jack! The ‘Shepherd’ we were referring to is your DAD. We figured you knew – I mean, after all, it’s his house that we showed in the mirror!”

Mini Daddy, el nino mas bonito, surely has some part to play in this exciting “re-imagining.”

You’re on to something here. Locke = SORRY, Juliet & Sawyer = LIFE? And Kate = TROUBLE. But in all seriousness (????) in board game comparisons, whatever Ben and Widmore are playing is like Chutes & Ladders while Jacob/Smocke are playing GO? This could go on for an entire aisle of a toy store!!!