Emperor Perry. Gawd. There is no end in sight.
Wait you WHAT WHAT?? you’re from Dayton too?????
Of all the tiny towns in Texas, Dayton??!! Sister city of Liberty and home to not one damn thing?
I feel like I just entered a wormhole or somethin’
FAIL ON ME. I let you down Colt
Based solely on your avatar, jeninatl, I have found my nemesis.
……I just need to…..*ahem* I need a moment alone….
Oh I thought that’s what he actually meant! Because Gabe is so wacky! So that means there are NO ONION PIZZAS?? ARGH!!
Ay chee wawa who is that delicious Mexican-actually-German?
I have an irrational desire to punch Affleck in the face….nah it’s rational
This gave me the heeeebeee-jeeeeebeees
As a fellow newgummer, righto.
*ouch* now I just feel really bad for him. Sad maeday!
That is offensively cute
You know, on the scale of terrifically awful celebrities, he’s on the mild side. I mean really, what bad has he done? Well besides every single one of his movies.
And nope, you’re stuck with us.
Did Rufio make any of you guys feel…”weird” in your “weird” places when you were younger?
Yes you are just suffering from pirate withdrawals, and the Pirates movies are your crack…
My question is, where can we get the cocaine-level pirate movies? And is that a good name for a hipster band?
Anyone else go “awwww” when that newspaper actually gave some credit to Topher? Or is it just me?
I may be too sensitive to survive the Internet…
I actually signed up to comment because yours is an explosion of wrongness and arrogance that forms a shining supernova of douchebaggerry. You have to use “his” or it doesn’t make sense. And learn how to take a joke dude. If you’re really a copyeditor you have some rules to go back over.