Why doesn’t the fat one dance?!
Shit! My joke is ruined. How do you post with an image?
There’s at least one role he’s born to play. Someone forward this to Chris Nolan.
Yet another movie where things are “rising”. I know Hollywood is remarkably unoriginal, but can we please get a more creative way of describing some impending threat from a large group or enemy (machines, apes, Silver Surfers, etc.)?
There’s no way this WASN’T directed by Tim and Eric. No freakin’ way.
Why is every nerd movie always rising? Rise of the Machines, Rise of Cobra, Rise of the Silver Surfer. Can we please get some more creative, unleavened nerd movies? Thx.
It’s just really comforting to know that vampires still celebrate Christmas. Keep the fight where it belongs, against werewolves, not our beloved holiday.