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 +2Posted on May 16th, 2013 | re: Other Viewing Suggestions For The New Season Of Arrested Development (21 comments)

Don’t spill anything, you wouldn’t want to ruin your $4,000 suit.

 +2Posted on May 11th, 2013 | re: Disney FINALLY Makes The Brave Princess More Beautiful (83 comments)

For me it’s a tie between Prince Phillip and Robin Hood (he’s foxy).

 +1Posted on May 10th, 2013 | re: Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Cereal (37 comments)

And Peanut Butter Crunch but it cuts up my mouth badly so I don’t eat it.

 +2Posted on May 10th, 2013 | re: Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Cereal (37 comments)

Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Golden Grahams.

The cherry on the wedding cake (har har) is definitely their laughing, smiling faces plastered next to the headline “Sandusky’s Victim Speaks Out.” Way to go, cover making people! Barf.

 +6Posted on Oct 17th, 2012 | re: Krispy Kreme's "Halloween" Is OUR Generation's "Thriller" (28 comments)

I was genuinely disappointed when I found out the limited edition Krispy Kreme Halloween tshirts were sold out.

 +11Posted on Oct 11th, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Mitt Romney Isn't Coach Taylor (48 comments)

Marry me.

 +6Posted on Sep 28th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (47 comments)

Up All Night: Is Reagan’s brother the new Dawn Summers? Was he ever mentioned on the show before he showed up in the premiere? Is he the key sent to Reagan and Chris to protect the world from ending or just some plot device to get Chris back to work/introduced by the network looking for some other demographic?

 +5Posted on Aug 24th, 2012 | re: The Internet Is Safer Than We Think (25 comments)

Oh Don Piaaaano.

* I have no reason to believe this did not happen, as it is exactly the kind of thing a tool like Rusty would do. The poor girl, I hope the union steps in.

Assuming this happened, where were the producers when this went down and why does this buffoon still have a job? Kristen Stewart is practically blacklisted for making out with a married guy but Russell Brand still has a job after sexually harassing a member of the crew on the fucking set? Grrrrrrr!!

 0Posted on Aug 21st, 2012 | re: SPOILER ALERT: The Odd Life Of Timothy Green Looks Dumb (45 comments)

You will tear out your eyes!!!!!

 +1Posted on Aug 21st, 2012 | re: Barack Obama Secures Powerful Jessica Alba Endorsement (17 comments)

It took me way too long to figure out OFA.BO/PDSp2T was a link and not some newfangled Twitter language.

 +1Posted on Aug 21st, 2012 | re: Not A Bad Public Marriage Proposal, If You Must (9 comments)

I liked when he took his phone out of the microwave.

 0Posted on Aug 16th, 2012 | re: Alright, Let's Talk About The Family Research Council Shooter (20 comments)

Thank you for posting this. Upvote.

 +4Posted on Aug 16th, 2012 | re: That's Emily's Boyfriend: This Kid (51 comments)

That would be Garyspur’s place of residence, because they are two different people.

 +4Posted on Aug 16th, 2012 | re: That's Emily's Boyfriend: This Kid (51 comments)

GARYSPUR: [does what this gentle, oblivious child did in the video did, and dedicates his even worse version to Althea Quinn and her boobs]
ALTHEA: [calmly jumps into her invisible jet AND FLYS THE FUCK OUT OF IT OVER TO HOTSPURS PLACE OF RESIDENCE]
[ding-dong (SHUT UP GARYSPUR EVEN IF YOU DON’T HAVE A DING-DONG I WILL DING-DONG THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR FAKE DOORBELL ANYWAY)]
GARYSPUR: Hi! I’m ready for your boobs!
ALTHEA: [flashes her boobs]
SUCCESS, THE ENDI

 0Posted on Aug 16th, 2012 | re: That's Emily's Boyfriend: This Kid (51 comments)

Four for you, Thomas Lo Coco! You go Thomas Lo Coco!

 +8Posted on Aug 16th, 2012 | re: Unintelligible Calculus Rap Makes It Almost TOO Easy (32 comments)

Daaaaaad

 +1Posted on Aug 15th, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (29 comments)

The lamb and her Dalmummy are adorable. Bonus spotted rabbit (or cat?) at 1:09.

Videos of kittens drinking from milk bottles have only recently been introduced into my life but I love each one I see. When they prop them up with their back feet squeeee.

 +10Posted on Aug 6th, 2012 | re: Who Is Your Desert Island Celebrity Dream Date? (37 comments)

My dessert island celebrity dream date: Fudgy the Whale

 +1Posted on Aug 3rd, 2012 | re: ATTN: Bill Murray WILL NOT Be Involved In Ghostbusters 3 (26 comments)

I dreamt the other night I was BFFs with Leslie Knope. It was the best.

 0Posted on Aug 3rd, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Very Good Commercial For Ice Cream (36 comments)

The worst part is, they are definitely not covered in ice cream and I am so grossed out trying to figure out what it is they are shoveling in to their mouth.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/09/business/in-food-commercials-flying-doughnuts-and-big-budgets.html?pagewanted=3&_r=1

 +1Posted on Aug 3rd, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Very Good Commercial For Ice Cream (36 comments)

He eats babies?!!!

 0Posted on Aug 3rd, 2012 | re: WHY DIDN'T OUR DAD GET US A ZEBRA FOR OUR BIRTHDAY? (50 comments)

I’ll trade her for my goose that lays golden eggs.