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 +9Posted on Oct 14th, 2013 | re: Charlie Hunnam Is Out, And We're Back To The Greying Board (28 comments)

One night, we were bored, so my husband did a dramatic reading of one of the more horrifying sex scenes while his best friend performed an accompanying interpretive hand puppet show. And we laughed and laughed. I highly recommend it as a Best New Party Game, whenever you’re bored and feeling slightly down. It’ll lift your spirits immediately!

 +5Posted on Sep 11th, 2013 | re: It Looks Like The Better Call Saul Spinoff Is On Its Way (56 comments)

If you guys are messing with me, I’m going to be so. pissed.

And also, thanks for planning my night out for me as I now have to go binge-watch the rest of the series so I can catch up and figure out what is going on.

 +8Posted on Sep 11th, 2013 | re: It Looks Like The Better Call Saul Spinoff Is On Its Way (56 comments)

Haha WHAT. That sounds like a plot made from Mad Libs.

 +6Posted on Sep 11th, 2013 | re: It Looks Like The Better Call Saul Spinoff Is On Its Way (56 comments)

I’m only on Season 2, so I’m really behind the curve on this, but I was excited to hear about this. At this point in my watching experience, I look forward to the scenes that he is in. Do things change as the series progresses?

 0Posted on Nov 15th, 2012 | re: The Word Of The Year Is "GIF" (45 comments)

I know how it’s supposed to be pronounced, in Internet-world anyway, and yet I always say, “Jiff-I mean, Gif, I mean, you know what I mean! The moving pictures thing!” .. Contrary to popular belief, I am not middle aged. I just can’t pronounce words.

I’m more concerned about how Money Maker Mike feels about all of this. I thought HE was Krispy’s best friend. After all, he did help him defeat James.

 +10Posted on Jun 12th, 2012 | re: What Is YOUR Fifty Shades of Grey Movie Adaptation Dream Cast? (33 comments)

Gabe and Gwyneth Paltrow

See, I don’t know. I am a government staffer and I see how much hand-wringing is involved in making polarizing statements. I believe he deserves all the accolades he’s receiving because it IS revolutionary for a president to stake a claim in such a contentious debate knowing that it will alienate a vast chunk of the United States, especially in an election year. I understand that the people who are anti-marriage equality are also the same people who would never vote for Obama because he’s a “black Muslim whose middle name is Hussein”, but still, it’s a risky stance to take politically. I commend him, especially because I’ve met a lot of politicians, both Democrat and Republican alike, who are too cowardly to take such a risk and stand up for what is right.

 +4Posted on Apr 16th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Josh Brolin And Gotye (46 comments)

I also love Garth and Kat and I hate it when people don’t find them as funny as I do. We should start a support group.

 +9Posted on Feb 8th, 2012 | re: Ellen Scores A Point For Gay Rights AND JC Penny's Brand Image (72 comments)

Something about reading this comment (the part about you crawling FB pages and what you found) combined with your avatar makes me sad. I just keep picturing this frowny little popcorn guy scrolling through horrible FB pages and sighing, becoming more and more dejected.

But then I remember that it’s just an avatar and the anti-gay rights movement is slowly dying. Every day another future open-minded person is born, and every day and old crotchety bigot dies. Things will start changing, and I have a feeling it’ll be sooner rather than later.

 +13Posted on Jan 18th, 2012 | re: How Rosie O'Donnell Knows Tom Cruise Isn't Gay (24 comments)

Why are people still asking if Tom Cruise is gay? Who cares?! It’s not going to affect your life.

I think the question people should really be asking is if Tom Cruise is crazy. Reasoning: A.) I think he’s crazy; B.) He has a lot of money; C.) Crazy people with a lot of money can do even crazier things that affect a lot more lives than a poor crazy person.

 +16Posted on Jan 18th, 2012 | re: Zooey Deschanel Jumps On The "I Was Bullied" Train (78 comments)

Don’t worry, Zooey. It’s quite common to be picked on when you’re the New Girl.

(…I’ll show myself out.)

 0Posted on Oct 25th, 2011 | re: Bicycle Robot Paints A Dark Picture Of The Post-Human Future (22 comments)

I wasn’t worried until I tried to stop the video to leave a comment, but my computer wouldn’t let me. It just sat there, waving the beach ball of death in my face, much like the littlest robot was waving his little tiny arm. They’re teaming up against us now and I’m officially afraid.

 +2Posted on Sep 30th, 2011 | re: Anderson Cooper Is A Real Journalist (94 comments)

If you eat it like I do, it tastes like butter.

“freres en pipi” is the most magical thing I’ve ever read. Thank you for bringing it into my world.

 +12Posted on Aug 30th, 2011 | re: Who Would Have To Be Cast In The Les Miserables Movie To Get You To See It? (54 comments)

I would see any Les Mis movie with any cast because I’m a weird Les Mis fanatic.

But the main point of this comment was to tell you that I signed in just to tell you that you’ve been ON FIRE lately, Kelly. Stop drop and roll.

 +6Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: When You Make Animal Noises At Animals You Are Not Talking To Them (30 comments)

Nope. Refuse to believe it. Some of us *like* pretend-talking to our cats, OK? I’m not saying I’m one of those people, but I’m not not saying I’m one of those people either.

 +6Posted on Jun 30th, 2011 | re: The Music Video For LuAnn DeLesseps' "Chic, C'est La Vie" Is UNACCEPTABLE (57 comments)

For some unknown reason, I’ve always hated Teri Hatcher. Seeing how much “the Countess” resembles her in this video makes me hate her more. I almost hate her now as much as Gabe hates Gwenyth!

 +5Posted on Jun 23rd, 2011 | re: Videogum's Most Anticipated (Still) Movies Of 2011 (67 comments)

I’ve totally wanted to downvote you a million times because I love Ryan Gosling as much as you do and I fear that one day he will read Videogum and choose you over me… but alas, I can’t… because you are such a great Videogum “commentator”, as Winwood would say, and also I fear the wrath of the monsters. You win. The end. I tip my hat to you, Madam.

 +6Posted on Jun 22nd, 2011 | re: The World's First Dog To Receive Four Prosthetic Legs For Some Reason (36 comments)

He lost his legs when they got stuck in ice and they froze off, then someone donated the prosthetic legs to him! It makes me so sad and so happy at the same time and I don’t know which emotion I should feel right now! Confusing!

 +9Posted on Jun 16th, 2011 | re: Terrible Woman Went To Lots Of Schools (81 comments)

She graduated Summa Cum Louda

 +1Posted on Jun 16th, 2011 | re: Longest Frisbee Throw Ever Says This Guy (44 comments)

The music at the end of the video was so triumphant! It made me believe that anything is possible! He accomplished his goal: throwing the longest frisbee throw…. EVER! That song makes me believe that now I can accomplish my goal: not going to work hungover every morning and reading Videogum all day long.

 +8Posted on Jun 16th, 2011 | re: This Is Your Perfume: Que (35 comments)

My dogs already try to lick my face enough as it is, thank you. I am not adding a BBQ-flavored perfume into the mix, no matter how much the kind of rude, Kenny Powers-sounding guy I met online likes ribs.

I don’t have anything funny to say. I just think this is a really fun thing that these kids got to do, and I’m happy that they got to do it. And I agree with their message – don’t step on people’s feet… it’s rude!

 +5Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Stupid Graffiti Marriage Proposal Isn't That Bad (46 comments)

My fiance proposed in our kitchen. It was so understated, spontaneous and sweet, and to me it was perfect. Yet I still encounter the occasional asshole who asks how he proposed, and after I tell them, scrunches up their face and goes, “Really? That’s it?!”

And every single time I fight back the urge to karate chop them in the face.