Oh, this is definitely a thing with fall weddings in the south — plan around the team’s schedule, or your groomsmen and guests will be distracted and standing there with earphones listening to the game during the service. We planned ours when Alabama was playing Vanderbilt (cause seriously, who cares about Vandy) but that didn’t help. Throughout the ceremony, whispercheers would spread around the room anytime something happened… it really distracted from the “I do”s.

BTW, RMFT.

Dude, this guy in an asshole. His daddy is an asshole, they come from a long line of political assholes. Scarily enough, his daddy Fob (I know, make your Alabama jokes, we are the worst) was actually elected governor of our grand state not too long ago. Every time we’re mentioned in the news, I have to cringe because it will certainly be featuring only the worst and dumbest we have to offer. Tornados through the trailerparks? CHECK. Toothless meth-heads speaking whatever language they speak? CHECK CHECK. Corrupt politicians keeping us at the bottom of the list, across the board? TRIPLECHECK. Welcome to stereotypegum!

And for proof of how ridiculously incompetent our elected officials are, read this Rolling Stone article about my hometown http://bit.ly/bk7kQc. Stereotypes are based on fact, y’all!