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 -2Posted on Feb 9th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Serendipity (129 comments)

Um… Million Dollar Baby is one of the best movies I’ve seen this decade. So, no…

‘Friends – the movie’.

 +2Posted on Jan 4th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The 6th Day (60 comments)

I second this nomination. I had to suffer through this movie on a flight back from a lovely vacation in Italy this summer. It’s awfulness completely deflated my vacation high.

 +2Posted on Sep 21st, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Forgotten (101 comments)

Hey… I’m an adult and sometimes I get really drunk and go to the park and swing at 2 in the morning. Nothing like watching traffic coming off the Williamsburg bridge while drunk and swinging.

I said ‘loosely’. It was an amalgam of me and the author’s sister’s ex-boyfriend. I grew out of the ‘traveller’ thing long before I even left college – didn’t mean that I wasn’t still a semi-awkward stoner with unresolved man issues… and one of our other best friends was indeed named Mark. And there was always an underlying sexual tension there – even though both of us identified as predominantly straight. And no – I was never nearly that far gone [though I did end up getting an MA in Philosophy].

Funny thing though, a friend called me out of the blue last summer and said, ‘did you see the movie about you and Mark?’ And I was like, wtf? I was pretty amazed at the similarity in our gesticulations and speech patterns. For never having met me, Oldham did a bang up job impersonating me in that way.

I actually am sort of the inspiration for a character in a movie… and didn’t find out about it until 2 years after the movie came out. One of my good friends in college who I’d been out of touch with for a while had written a short story with a character loosely based on me that got turned into a movie… Will Oldham’s speech and mannerisms in the movie are uncannily similar… not to mention, they didn’t change the name.

 0Posted on Jun 22nd, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (124 comments)

Actually, its generally called ‘yelling’.

 +10Posted on Jun 15th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Desperately Seeking Susan (142 comments)

I’ve actually always loved this movie precisely. How can you go wrong with that kitsch?

A suggestion just occurred to me the other day – 8mm. Nicholas Cage and a snuff film. How can you go wrong?

 -5Posted on Jun 11th, 2009 | re: Obsessed: Shit Just Got Real. (No, Literally.) (44 comments)

… Now the crazy escalators at 51st and Lex when you’re transferring between the 6 and the E are a totally different issue. :)

 -5Posted on Jun 11th, 2009 | re: Obsessed: Shit Just Got Real. (No, Literally.) (44 comments)

Um… What’s wrong with the Delancey St. escalator? Seems perfectly fine to me. I’ve carried many a load up that escalator with no problem…

 0Posted on Jun 2nd, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Max Payne (94 comments)

Hmm… apparently this film has some fans… go figure. I guess I never realized that the Scottish people are intrinsically cannibalistic – guess it’s time to give in to my genes :)

 -4Posted on Jun 1st, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Max Payne (94 comments)

So, I just watched Doomsday last night… if you’re still in the mood for terrible apocalyptic movies, I think this one fits the bill. The entire script is a wtf? and the acting really, really sucks.