
|
Lt Col Banastre Tarleton
Website:
-
|
Latest Comments
Comments
Not to be all Prof. History over here (except that it is actually my job, so, whatever) but the whole ‘dog returning to its vomit’ thing is a mainstay of medieval Inquisitors’ handbooks and anti-Jewish legislation, where vomit = heresy. Often the dog is implied. Two examples, because of the motto we say at historians’ parties (there are no parties) is: Always Be Providing Evidence To Back Up Your Assertions.
(1) From the seventh century Visigothic law code called the Visigothic Code (awesome title, very original): “Every Jew who renounces his former errors, and is converted to the holy faith of Christ, shall inscribe in his confession the Christian symbol; shall promise that he will under no circumstances return to his errors, as he would to his vomit; and shall profess that henceforth he will, in compliance with the terms of his written confession, in no way change anything which we have included in this law.”
(2) From the trial of Joan of Arc (1431): “But the fire of her [Joan's] pride, which had seemed quenched, was revived by demonic winds and enkindled into destructive flames, and the miserable woman returned to her errors and lying follies that she had earlier vomited forth. Finally, as ecclesiastical sanctions dictate, to prevent her from infecting other members of Christ, she was handed over to the judgment of secular authority, which determined that her body should be consumed by fire.” (D. Hobbins, ed., The Trial of Joan of Arc (Harvard Univ. Press, 2005), pp. 210-211.)
Nickelodeon used to have a show called Legends of the Hidden Temple – teams would compete to see who could run through a temple obstacle course to recover some artifact or whatever.* But there was always a point where they had to go through some creepy swamp/tree/forest situation and one of the trees would have a bad guy inside and that dude would jump out and grab the kid and scare the bejesus out of me. What I am saying is, I can only assume that Untitled Joe Simpson Project will be that moment, over and over and over again, for the whole time.
* (It’s weird how I am pretending to be too cool to remember all the details of Legends of the Hidden Temple when it was basically Must See TV for me every afternoon at 4:30. Shrine of the Silver Monkey, you guys, am I right?!!)
I had to write a You Can Make It Up list that was This List + Damon Weaver, because that kid is awesome, and there is no question that his mad President-interviewing skills made him one of the Best People of 2009. I said good day, sir!
Talk about hairography. Vocal Adrenaline is going to clean their clocks at (electric car song and dance) regionals.





















I have seen Katherine Chloe Cahoon in real life. Last month, I was in the Seattle airport changing flights and I saw her, talking to a little cluster of white people in cardigans. She sounded EXACTLY like these videos – same stilted delivery, same weird hand gestures, same bizarro Stepford smile – and so I instantly recognized her. I really wanted to go over and say something but (1) I couldn’t remember her name and (2) I couldn’t think of anything awesome to say. But the moral of the story is: either she really was unscripted in this video, because she sounds like that even in real life OR she can see the future and scripts every conversation in advance and reads off invisible cue cards.