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 +1Posted on Nov 21st, 2011 | re: Chloe Moretz Is A Prankosaurus In Training (26 comments)

you guys, you got it all wrong. this wasn’t a prank. it was a goof. huge difference. great goof!

outfits?? really? SHOW BLACKS, DUDE. (PS I think it was New York State law that every single school perform Birdland at every recital ever.)

i played trombone in every version of “band” that public school could offer. jr high comes and a light goes off “OHHHH i can be in a SKA band THAT WOULD MAKE THIS DORKY INSTRUMENT/ME COOL”. Spoiler alert: IT DID.

i should be in this poof :(

UGH, what a total jerk. The 44 year old dude from Oasis just wanted to take some AWESOME behind the scenes flip cam footage for his new (READ: GOING TO BE BIGGER THAN THE BEATLES) band’s unfathomably rad weblog and then POOF OUR DREAMS ARE DESTROYED BY THIS TERRIBLE MONSTER :( :(:(

 +2Posted on Nov 15th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Ryan Gosling Pancake (24 comments)

“I got a plan to get a million dollar book deal only using a pancake and tumblr”

 +5Posted on Nov 14th, 2011 | re: EXCLUSIVE: First Look At Legos: The Movie Screenplay (27 comments)

Does this movie include scenes of me being entirely too self congratulatory when I remember to leave room for a window?

 +14Posted on Nov 14th, 2011 | re: EXCLUSIVE: First Look At Legos: The Movie Screenplay (27 comments)

I hear that Ken Burns is working on a 10 hour Lincoln Logs documentary that sounds pretty legit.

 +11Posted on Nov 14th, 2011 | re: OH MY GOD JUST GIVE HER THE ICE CREAM (41 comments)

Oh, I love these jokes. Like when you start ordering something at a diner and the sassy waitress says “NO” really loudly. HAHA GREAT JOKE LADY, YOU JUST MADE MY DAY. But, to be honest she probably gets off on it and she’s working at a diner. I should let her have her fun.

 +3Posted on Nov 11th, 2011 | re: Notorious B.I.G. Has The Same Effect On A Baby As He Does On All Of Us (20 comments)

Love that the dad had to tell us that his fucking infant couldn’t understand the lyrics yet. Thank GOD. I was shocked and appalled at the mere thought that the baby might have been soothed by her sympathy for the struggle.

 +10Posted on Nov 11th, 2011 | re: That's Your First Grade Teacher: Sasha Grey (42 comments)

God forbid that kids learn the brutal truth that this world is a sucking black hole of infinite despair and hardship and you literally have to fuck your way into making that paper just to survive. Good on ya, Emerson Elementary.

The Fanning Parents: Just Making Awesome Decisions For Their Daughters Since ’94.

 +4Posted on Nov 8th, 2011 | re: This Friday Night Lights Tattoo Is The One True Tattoo (18 comments)

remember all those dudes with the LIFE. LOVE. REGRET. chest pieces? drama tv tribute tatts are the new metalcore tatts? 2011 is weird.

 +31Posted on Nov 8th, 2011 | re: New Commenters' New Corner: Brett Ratner, Your Boyfriend, Stinks! (187 comments)

Ohhhh, THAAAAAAAT’s Brett Ratner. I couldn’t stop thinking of Brett Butler.

 +1Posted on Jul 18th, 2011 | re: Rebecca Black's New Music Video, "My Moment," Posted Without Commentary (56 comments)

Boxxy’s Theme

 +3Posted on Jun 30th, 2011 | re: At Long Last, The Bollywood Nyan Cat Mash-Up (15 comments)

Bollywood Mashup Y U NO FEATURE POPTART CAT?!?!

Follow up question: Y U NO 3 HOURS LONG?!?!

 +2Posted on Jun 27th, 2011 | re: Fuck You Nasa!!! (Part 2) (40 comments)

You guys, it’s just a viral marketing campaign for HBO’s newest show Spacebound and Down featuring Michael Peña.

 +5Posted on Jun 27th, 2011 | re: Good Morning Egg Miracle (46 comments)

last time I ever had anything interesting come out of an egg it was foretelling the death of the Sheriff of Nottingham.

 +2Posted on Jun 27th, 2011 | re: Rosario Dawson Likes Planking, Whatever That Is (37 comments)

eh, that’s nothing. call me when she does her goatse impression.

 +1Posted on Jun 27th, 2011 | re: Army Dad Comes Home And Surprises His Kids (42 comments)

Wait, this can’t be a heartwarming soldier homecoming video. There’s no Budweiser involved.

 -2Posted on Jun 9th, 2011 | re: Bicyclist Gets A Ticket, Makes A Silly Video (73 comments)

lol my first successful troll. u mad?

 +2Posted on Jun 9th, 2011 | re: Oh Whoops, The Full List Of 2011 Emmy Nominees (24 comments)

While I don’t give a shit about the Emmys: Charlie Day and Louie CK getting nominated for Outstanding Actor in Comedy = Fuck Yes.

 -12Posted on Jun 9th, 2011 | re: Bicyclist Gets A Ticket, Makes A Silly Video (73 comments)

Videogum: Your number 1 source for videos posted on Reddit a few days ago!

 +1Posted on Jun 9th, 2011 | re: Facebook Tattoo Is Fakebook Untrue (11 comments)

Wait, you mean that Car Tuner Magazine Model with absolutely no tattoos wasn’t a tattoo artist? I don’t even know which way is up anymore!!

 +1Posted on Jun 8th, 2011 | re: R.I.P. Meredith Vieira And The End Of Flash Mobs (38 comments)

My favorite part of that video is when that terrible comedian/new host of the Price is Right comes out and lip dubs to that Presidents of the United States of America cover of the Ian Hunter song that no one cares about.