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Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chester A. Arthur
54ยบ40′ or Fight Club
Sorbet-bies
Betty sux pig buttz.
I’m pretty sure Gabe was referring to people who enjoy sweaty balls in and around their mouths, not Taxed-Enough-Already!-Patriots.
I think that was probably the best Midwestern-guy-who-actually-wants-to-see-a-taping-of-The-Marriage-Ref costume that he could put together on short notice.
Hooray for open minds!
Of all the death threats I’ve received (and I get them like biweekly), this one made me the happiest.
You know, I never really tried to imagine what Brandon Stosuy would look like in real life. But if I had, I would have nailed it.
I normally wouldn’t defend Outback Steakhouse, but comparing it to Jay Leno is pretty harsh. Not all dicks are created equal.
Tony,
I forgot to bring a book or magazine, so I was thinking about what you told us here when I was on the bus this past evening. And I just wanted to let you know: The ability to be totally, desperately alone without completely losing your shit is a very rare and very useful skill. While you wait for that fabulously witty group of friends or that insanely beautiful woman to enter your life (and they will, I assure you), keep that in mind.
Also, post more comments. You’re funny.
Have you actually heard what people talk about when they’re together? Friends are way more trouble than they’re worth.
My advice is to grow a beard, enjoy a few drinks now and then, and drive around in a jeep blasting “Gouge Away”.
(Things’ll get better. Keep reachin’ out.)
The lengths people will go to not to talk about Fringe…
It’s only been that way since the hadron collider started working.
“Don’t get me started on Nabokov! Pale Fire? More like FAIL Fire!”
-Dan Brown, in an interview with Men’s Health (no link per request)
“James Franco is one of the most exhilarating young talents to emerge in the field of short fiction in the past two decades. He nobly carries on the tradition dating back to Chaucer and passed down through Hawthorne, Bierce, O’Connor and Cheever. He’s not the new Hemingway though; that position has been filled, ho ho. And he’s not the new Raymond Carver; that dude totally sucked on wheels.”
-Nicholas Sparks
Actually, our Gwyneth is descended from a long line of rabbis named Paltrowitz. (I wish I was joking.)
Sheesh. This thread has turned me into Joe Jew or something. Back to work.
Kosher Coke = Mexican Coke. They’re both made with sugar instead of corn syrup. (Corn is not kosher for Passover because, well, just trust me.)
Come on, “tophersuxbuttx”! Christopher Grace is the most goyish name I’ve ever heard! I’m starting to wonder if you really know what you’re talking about.
Ha. I think you’re right. I should have gone with the Doogie Howser joke instead. The kids love that show, right?
[keels over and dies]
This study never happened. It was all imagined by an autistic child looking at a snowglobe.
Oscar winner and all around class act Jamie Foxx? I’m pretty sure what he actually said was “a sketch comedy series with an urbane twist.”
Also, “V for Vacuous with That Guy Foxx”
“Does the opening between my legs have a name?”
“Nope!”
Great job, T.L.! Fun video for a very good song. The end made me think of Pierrot Le Fou.
