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 +8Posted on Oct 17th, 2012 | re: Krispy Kreme's "Halloween" Is OUR Generation's "Thriller" (28 comments)

It’s money maker Mike. SHIT!

 +2Posted on Oct 17th, 2012 | re: Krispy Kreme's "Halloween" Is OUR Generation's "Thriller" (28 comments)

Umm… Gabe. You forgot to mention Money-Maker-Mac, of course.

 +4Posted on Oct 17th, 2012 | re: Don't Jump Into A Frozen Pool (12 comments)

Something about this video makes me really want to go out and buy a Kia Soul. Strange.

They’re now selling a tetanus shot with every RVCA tank top.

And I learned that there are awards similar to the oscars for fashion

 +5Posted on Aug 21st, 2012 | re: Jim Pollard Brings The Summer (Prison) Jamz With "Sugar" (26 comments)

This is honestly the worst thing I’ve ever seen and I watched all of “Jack and Jill”

 +6Posted on Aug 14th, 2012 | re: Summer Jam 2012: "Hot Cheetos & Takis" (14 comments)

“Now we gunna let y’all know what we been snackin on”. Finally a rap song I can really sink my teeth into!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 +11Posted on Aug 7th, 2012 | re: BREAKING: Michelle Williams Likes Jason Segel's Body (22 comments)

I bet their private chef is Ryan Gosling

 +5Posted on Jul 30th, 2012 | re: Silly Shannen Doherty Can't Handle Hilarious Tradition Of On-Set Pranking (19 comments)

The worst part of this story is that a (then) working actress with a Lead on a semi-popular WB show considered herself broke.

 +14Posted on Jul 10th, 2012 | re: Krispy Kreme - "Coolest Guys" (36 comments)

How the hell can we get our hands on some of his chicken?

 +22Posted on Jul 10th, 2012 | re: Daniel Tosh Encourages Audience To Rape Another Member Of Audience, LOL.0 (281 comments)

Comedy Central: Keeping their best programming on the air since never

 +5Posted on Jul 10th, 2012 | re: Daniel Tosh Encourages Audience To Rape Another Member Of Audience, LOL.0 (281 comments)

Don’t you talk about daddy Tanner that way.

Slow it…

 +3Posted on Apr 26th, 2012 | re: Let's Make Up Some Equally Stupid New MTV Movie Awards Categories (78 comments)

Best Tyler Perry movie?

 +8Posted on Apr 26th, 2012 | re: Let's Make Up Some Equally Stupid New MTV Movie Awards Categories (78 comments)

Best use of a rock

 +11Posted on Apr 10th, 2012 | re: Everything About This Nike Video Is A Terrible Fucking Lie (125 comments)

Huh? I missed that. Was too busy taking pictures of beautiful Scandinavian women I’ve never met.

 +8Posted on Apr 10th, 2012 | re: Everything About This Nike Video Is A Terrible Fucking Lie (125 comments)

Why was he always shirtless? I mean, if I ever get to travel in foreign countries I’m likely going to want MOST of my clothes on, at least while I’m in public. Also, I was unprepared for somebody with the title of “Internet Video Maker” to have a body like that. This movie makes me feel bad about pretty much everything.

 +1Posted on Mar 16th, 2012 | re: The One Where I Took The TMZ Tour Of Hollywood (121 comments)

Canter’s onion rings… so… good…

 +1Posted on Mar 14th, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (16 comments)

If anything were ever going to get me to a ski resort, it’d be a snowboarding opossum.

Moar Buttah

 +9Posted on Mar 6th, 2012 | re: Ann Romney Doesn't Even Consider Herself Wealthy (37 comments)

“I don’t even consider this to be horrifyingly racist, which is an interesting thing.”

- Ann Romney, 2012

 0Posted on Mar 6th, 2012 | re: An Open Letter To The Fan Who Puked On Michael Fassbender (63 comments)

The person who said it was!… maybe? of the legitimately anglo persuasion?

 +5Posted on Mar 5th, 2012 | re: This Is Your Laughter (30 comments)

Directed by Todd Solondz

 +9Posted on Mar 5th, 2012 | re: An Open Letter To The Fan Who Puked On Michael Fassbender (63 comments)

I “met” the sassy gay friend at a comedy club in LA and just shouted “SASSY GAY FRIEND” and then ran away, hyperventilating my way to the nearest grocery store. I feel you.