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 0Posted on Oct 21st, 2009 | re: Serious Moonlight Looks Like Some Serious Garbage (50 comments)

this is because she said “having lots of sex” right?
Good comment. Very critical.

 +6Posted on Oct 19th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Honey (154 comments)

MISSAY!
more missy gif’s all the time please

 +7Posted on Oct 19th, 2009 | re: That's Your Wedding Proposal: Super Mario World Proposal (44 comments)

I think this was probably set up for the camera. If I was her, Id be attacking those “will” coins right away, and wouldnt even notice til I got to the thing that looked like a question mark.
Also, this is 200x cuter/better than the disneyland douche.

 +1Posted on Oct 19th, 2009 | re: Saturday Night Live: What Up With That? (40 comments)

Yes, hugs, for all of us.
But seriously, is there anywhere that we can watch any of these? This is driving me insane. I want to see the new jersey guys. :(

 +36Posted on Oct 19th, 2009 | re: Saturday Night Live: What Up With That? (40 comments)

Yeah, I thought that the “We’re sorry, currently our video library can only be streamed within the United States.” sketch was GREAT this week, but “We’re sorry, currently our video library can only be streamed within the United States.” needed more Jenny Slate.

 +23Posted on Oct 15th, 2009 | re: Fine, The Falcon Heene "Pussification" Music Video (40 comments)

He said “faggots”.
Get in the balloon, kid.

 +6Posted on Oct 15th, 2009 | re: Glee: A Treatise (63 comments)

no, it’s just that we gays notice every gay thing in any gay show? if first Gabe had covered this show, he’d probably not have adressed it from a “gay” perspective.
So, keep it up second Gabe! blowjobs for everyone!

 +8Posted on Oct 15th, 2009 | re: Uh, Now What? (64 comments)

your mind..sometimes kenny. just too quick (and :( )

 0Posted on Oct 14th, 2009 | re: George Takei And Husband Were First Gay Couple On The Newlywed Game (3 comments)

Im not that into older guys, but I could listen to George talk all day long. Also they are so fucking adorable.

 0Posted on Oct 5th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Whip It! (71 comments)

(new)Gabe, I can tell you and I would be great friends IRL. But only if you would agree to watch all the seasons of The L Word with me every year.
And I totally get you, Drew Barrymore hits my gay hormone so hard.

 +12Posted on Oct 4th, 2009 | re: Videogum: California Edition (67 comments)

Are you in Thom Yorke’s band now?

 +1Posted on Oct 1st, 2009 | re: America's Next Top Model S13E04: Tyra Snaps Short Bitches (17 comments)

Is this really flying under the radar that much? We need more comments here. Gabe you are fucking HILARIOUS. Seriously, zing after zing,

 0Posted on Sep 30th, 2009 | re: A Woman May Have Shown Her Human Vagina On So You Think You Can Dance?! (29 comments)

YOUR VIDEO ISNT SHOWING UP GABE. THIS ALSO HAPPENED IN THE GOSSIP GIRL POST.

 +13Posted on Sep 30th, 2009 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Tengobaila (28 comments)

Is it okay that I’m totally fine with this one being my girlfriend?

 +6Posted on Sep 28th, 2009 | re: Eric Wareheim's Music Video For Depeche Mode's "Hole To Feed" Is Gross (52 comments)

this is why I hate straight bars

 -6Posted on Sep 25th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (187 comments)

dont banish him gabe. he broke the hate-to-love barrier so fast this time. <333

 +1Posted on Sep 25th, 2009 | re: Whoops, THIS Is Your Mayor: East Cleveland Mayor Eric Brewer (37 comments)

Google helps!
http://www.zimbio.com/Mayor+Eric+Brewer/articles/c7cm6uMx3Hh/Mayor+Eric+Brewer+Lingerie+Photos+Put+Reelection

just don’t show your mother the worst of them

 +1Posted on Aug 8th, 2009 | re: Where The Wild Things Are Is Not The Answer, Probably (91 comments)

I actually cried. Right here at work. I couldn’t even help it. This movie is going to remind me why life isn’t so obvious, and that humanity is great. I’d almost forgotten.

 +16Posted on Jul 29th, 2009 | re: NYC Prep: Fashion Week Is For Children (37 comments)

God, as a horribly closeted gay kid in high school, I empathize so much with PC (AT SOME POINTS. I WAS NOT SO VAIN AND HORRIBLE AT OTHER POINTS)
Like, when Jessie said “you’re not even a girl!”. :( So only females can be enraptured in this disgusting, pathetic vanity-fest called fashion? And if he had that seat first, just give the poor kid what’ll make him happy. He probably didn’t want to seem TOO gay (whoops, good try!) but at the same time his excitement for the show gave him frustration beyond belief at those girls’ cruel antics. God, I’m loving this case study. I think PC is too far gone to grow up to be a well-adjusted, good homosexual man. But he will be a homosexual man, let us not doubt that, but Bravo producers, seriously fuck you. If I had someone filming my embarassingly kind-of gay-but-I-wasn’t-totally-aware moments as a kid, I would probably want to full-barrel-russian-roulette myself. Sigh.

 +2Posted on Jul 24th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (125 comments)

I know how you complainers feel, I got an really well-rated comment the week Lindsay left. :(
Talk about bad timing.

 +9Posted on Jul 24th, 2009 | re: So Katie Holmes Thinks She Can Dance (Lazy Friday Post Title) (44 comments)

I feel like as a homosexual (male type), I’m supposed to love a cabaret style dance act featuring a JUDY GARLAND song, but no, Katie actually reversed my genetic trait of being lit up with delight at this song and dance number.
(I don’t actually watch Judy Garland, ever.)

 +10Posted on Jul 17th, 2009 | re: That's Your VJ: Greg (25 comments)

Gabe, you are on FIRE today. (no AnAmericanPatriot-capsmo)
Seriously getting back to where you were before the Lindsay leaving kind of dampened things for a couple days.
But only a couple days!
Love this.
Still miss Lindsay.

 +15Posted on Jul 17th, 2009 | re: Bravo's Watch What Happens: Live: A Train Wreck: Live Is What Happens (37 comments)

“Here’s what gays”
Umm, what? Did you really just say that, in a sentence, in reference to a minority group?
As a part of that minority group, I’d like to revoke your right to ever make a comment about us again. Thanks.
(Gays using the term gay as a noun on a talk show = give me new representation!)
You’re worse for us than Bruno, sir, with your stereotypical vain, fame-hungry personality and greasy sneer. And if gay people (yes, people who are gays, instead of simply “gays”) want to question the effects that Bruno’s wild exploitation of gay stereotypes might have on the gay community, they have every right to say so. Quit your pandering and condescension, thanks, I’m sure GLAAD is aware that Bruno is, in fact, a character. And you’re basically Perez, yourself.
Rachel Maddow for LGBT President of the Universe, please? The world would be safe in her hands.

(Damnit, now I’m just going to come across as a “typical angry gay” :( )

 +2Posted on Jul 17th, 2009 | re: Women Be Round-Tablein' (9 comments)

and I was totally right, too.
watched the “comedy actors” youtube (because the female comedians are just “women of comedy”?? ugh) and the men were terribly boring, only really liked John Krasinski. Shut up, Jon Cryer.

 +6Posted on Jul 17th, 2009 | re: Women Be Round-Tablein' (9 comments)

and I was totally right, too.
watched the “comedy actors” youtube (because the female comedians are just “women of comedy”?? ugh) and the men were terribly boring, only really liked John Krasinski. Shut up, Jon Cryer.