I’ve always favored legalization, but now I see a very good argument for keeping that shit illegal.

#10 would be a fantastic premise for the finale of any show. Maybe Oprah will blindfold herself, spin around, and randomly shoot someone for her final show.

i studied art at a liberal arts school with a guy who was pretty obsessed with drew struzan. he managed to give a presentation on drew struzan in like every class, even when it was not even when it wasn’t connected to the assigned topic.

anyway, it is crazy to think about people making movie posters BEFORE photoshop.

i woke up the other day because a fly was crawling on my face, and i was momentarily afraid i was going to have maggots in my head or something gross, but then i was like, nah that doesn’t happen.
FINGERS CROSSED for not having maggot eyes

NOT PENNY’S BOAT

SPOILER ALERT: Because of global warming the Titanic II makes it across safe and sound.

when i see the top five comments for the week, i just want to upvote them again, but i can’t. so good.