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You guyz should import our illustrious drunken irish leaders.

I recommend Knight and Day, the Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz vehicle that might still be in cinemas (who knows, no-one has ever checked!) that I saw over the summer, in sheer obstination over having been DELETED AS A FACEBOOK FRIEND by someone for having suggested that it *could* have been absolutely terrible.

Not to ruin the carcrash plot too much (the McGuffin in which is a PERPETUAL ENERGY BATTERY that has just been invented and totally works, obviously) but it’s sequel should be called Knight and Day: 2 Stockholm 2 Syndrome after the way in which Tom Cruise’s “character” coaxes, intimidates, bullies and drugs (over and over again! As a hilarious joke! Hahahaha I’ve just drugged you again! So hilarious!) Cameron Diaz until the poor girl is made to believe that she LOVES the homicidal, mass-murdering insane patient that has kidnapped her and would like to stay with him even after being finally released from his evil, leering, clutches. The movie ends with her having drugged HIM, in one unbroken cycle of despair, misery, death, and two Hollywood Bot 5000s trying to convince an audience that either of them are *capable* of any real human emotion, much less AFFECTION.

It’s a comedy in that it has truth serum “jokes”, having your drink spiked by a maniac over and over again “jokes”, HAHAHA I’ve just murdered everyone around you while you weren’t looking! “jokes” and an action movie in that it has a running of the bulls sequence (so fresh!) and one sequence in which a German guy (because people with German accents are all universally evil) hangs out of a train window suspended only a string of sausages that can somehow support his weight and oh yeah Tom Cruise KILLS EVERYONE.

What I’m basically trying to say is that watching that film was akin to being trapped in Sunnydale and being forced to look directly into the Hellmouth at length and fuck that guy for deleting me on Facebook for justifyingly predicting for bad it would be and oh man, it’s the worst it’s the worst it’s the worst it’s the worst it’s the worst I’m not even capable of coherent sentences anymore

…..please cover Knight and Day, be it still in cinemas or when it is released in disc form in some way. It deserves your treatment.

We’re all so GOOD LOOKING!

I never knew Mel Gibson had an X-Box account!!

Dude, it’s boring enough when he does it. Your above comment was good enough on its own without ruining it with this tiresome rubbish, two comments into the week.

Thank you for thinking of me, Capu Flapu.

That is, quite OBVIOUSLY I believe, exactly WSS.

I literally LOVE the smell of napalm in the morning!

Maybe it’s because I just saw the super-spooky Paranormal Activity movie (like, THE SPOOKIEST), but all I can think is AAAAAGH LOOK AT THE SPOOKY MUMMY FROM 1:40 ONWARDS

“I approve of this plug. NOW HOW BOUT THAT LEWINSKY SCANDAL, HUH?! FRESH MATERIAL!!”

As if it there would even be a QUESTION about who would be The Worst between you and three of the best commenters here.

“Making ‘lose’?! Did you not mean making ‘love’?! I have a lot to say about this.”

- Sigmund Freud.