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A Thousound Words??? I suggest four. Beverly Hills Cop IV
Considering robbing the cradle, but only because she heard that’s where it’s easiest to steal candy.
She’s only interested in him because she heard the word beefcake.
Heard nipple slips were a great way to get even more undeserved attention.
Do you really have to say “Smok’em if you’ve Golem” after every take?
Who do I have to throw feces at to get an Oscar around here?
Could you try keepin’ the hands above the banana belt? – Not you Freida.
somewhere in a grungy alternative universe… Curt Cobain & Shannon Hoon snicker copiously
By show of hands, who has seen Brett Ratner’s cocktail shrimp?
Sex pants none the richer.
Finally a sex tape with it all. I wonder if he shows her his stand-up routine before he crushes her pelvis & it turns into a snuff film, because laughing after would just be wrong.
Railing with Saget.
If the camera adds ten pounds, then they must weigh about ten pounds.
I just want you to say Cheese, you don’t actually have to eat any, girls.
Full House Reunion? We thought you said Crack House.
Only a bonehead votes for a menorahty party.
HEIL HE-MAN!!!
… but they still begin with “Laser to Uranus” don’t they?
Doggone It, everything could have been handled by Michael Vick.
Where da Kibble & Bits-ches at?
It’s pronounced “Therapist”, Mr. Connery. Let Mr. Dodson know so he can consult one for his “Chronic” fatigue.
RuPaul called. He said no thanks, try Biggest Loser!
They’ll need to add a few more pages if that’s a centerfold.
Available in $.99 cent bins within 48Hours.