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Gazing Arizona

Kick (Yourself In The) – Ass

It Could Happen To You… But Common Sense Could Probably Prevent It

 -9Posted on Oct 23rd, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Happy Carrie (32 comments)

Now the carpet matches the drapes.

 -7Posted on Oct 23rd, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Happy Carrie (32 comments)

She’s definitely not my type.

 -4Posted on Oct 23rd, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Happy Carrie (32 comments)

Tampon, please!

I think you should know up front, I have Ich.

Yo, you like fish sticks?

Is that an M-60 in your pocket or are you just happy to see me write this check while my kids kick you in the nads?

Who doesn’t like a little seaman to liven up a party?

In America you have wedding crashers. In Russia weddings crash you!

If you want my love, you’ll have to urn it!

The dowry included a wreath, a burial plot, and named her executrix the estate.

Elsewhere, Sarah McLachlan saves a Doe from Dear Abby.

I Can Haz Retinal Damage?

Needs Catsup.

It’s still more life like than Bea Arthur was alive.

This is as close as I’m EVER getting to a Brazilian!

Available in $.99 cent bins within 48Hours.

Coming Soon Pluto Nash 2: Even Nashier

A Thousound Words??? I suggest four. Beverly Hills Cop IV

Considering robbing the cradle, but only because she heard that’s where it’s easiest to steal candy.

She’s only interested in him because she heard the word beefcake.

Heard nipple slips were a great way to get even more undeserved attention.

 +7Posted on Jan 10th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Andy Serkis "Acting" (64 comments)

Do you really have to say “Smok’em if you’ve Golem” after every take?