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 +2Posted on Dec 3rd, 2013 | re: David Beckham On Who Should Play David Beckham In A David Beckham Movie (33 comments)

They’ll have to Bend the rules.

 +6Posted on Nov 19th, 2013 | re: Rating Your Professor, James Franco (29 comments)

My economics professor from sophomore year loved that site. Near the end of the semester he admitted in class he’d written detailed rave reviews for himself.

 0Posted on Nov 7th, 2013 | re: ALL OF THE JENNIFERS ARE GETTING HAIRCUTS! (27 comments)

I sense Gabe spinning in his grave at the use of the word “hair-story” in that Jennifer Aniston article.

 0Posted on Mar 21st, 2013 | re: Chris Webber Should Live Commentate On Everything (28 comments)

yeah I wouldn’t say it’s in mint condition

 +6Posted on Jan 28th, 2013 | re: FSU Teaches You How To Be Cold Weather Safe (33 comments)

I watched it again with this realization and from now on I’ll be saying “brrr” with one r because it’s perfect.

 +5Posted on Jan 28th, 2013 | re: FSU Teaches You How To Be Cold Weather Safe (33 comments)

For me, a very close second to 0:21-0:23 is the totally necessary extra syllable included around 0:06-0:09.

 +3Posted on Nov 27th, 2012 | re: Some Highlights From The "Quantum Physics" Section Of Tim Allen's Website (46 comments)

I can’t explain why but this has quickly become of my favorite Videogum posts. I guess it’s the Kirk Cameron effect: passe celebrity + bafflingly out-of-nowhere quotes = classic Videogum post, always.

 +1Posted on Oct 16th, 2012 | re: The Walking Dead S03E01: Open Thread (104 comments)

I can only read the phrase “blogger in the sky” to the tune of Norman Greenbaum’s “Spirit in the Sky” and it’s kind of amazing.

 +3Posted on Oct 15th, 2012 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Raps About Chelsea Handler (7 comments)

Does Gwyneth Paltrow know that her “rapping” isn’t enjoyable when approached from any perspective, either as a joke or as actual music?It’s neither. It’s like a spider that has a weird pattern on its back that you don’t know what type of spider it is and you keep Google Image searching “oh God what is this orange-striped spider thing in my house” and you find no answers but you still have to wonder: oh God what is this orange-striped spider thing in my house?

 0Posted on Oct 3rd, 2012 | re: Kelsey Grammer Finally Responds To Piers Morgan’s Lifetime Ban (43 comments)

It really was. Kelsey Grammar: “I did not have sex for ten years.” Me: “I did not need to know that for forever years.”

 +2Posted on Aug 16th, 2012 | re: It's Not Too Late To Not Hate Jeff Daniels (29 comments)

That scene was the worst. I was watching that episode with three other people and we all simultaneously went “UGH.”

 +10Posted on Jul 30th, 2012 | re: That's Your Proposal: "You Don't Know Jack" Ad Proposal (7 comments)

Oh wow. I thought Kelly was joking about the “steampunk renaissance fair” business. And I laughed while reading it. Because I assumed that was part of the bit and not a phrase that would actually appear in this video. That adult humans would use.

 +1Posted on Jul 20th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 68: Name Your Vagina After A Movie (233 comments)

No one said Crimson Tide? How did that happen?

I was once coincidentally on the same plane flight as Newt and Calista Gingrich. I guess this means I’m two Kevin Bacon degrees from Snooki now?

 +6Posted on Jul 17th, 2012 | re: Everything's Going Fine (15 comments)

This video ends too suddenly. I want to know more about that cat! Where is he going in that suit? Rare miss, Michael.

 +17Posted on Jun 28th, 2012 | re: Whoever The Duggers Are Have Some Hot Summertime Tipz! (36 comments)

I think I’m going to start calling the act of beginning sentences with “We don’t judge others, BUT” Duggaring.

 +3Posted on Jun 25th, 2012 | re: The Curse Of Being Very Good (107 comments)

Same. This reminds me of the “Sorkinisms” supercut that was posted today on The Daily What. Both Wes Anderson and Aaron Sorkin are popular, both have recognized styles/character quirks, and both have been successful enough to get to use these quirks repeatedly to the point where, for some, it’s becoming tiring. Personally, I’m much more tired of Sorkin than Anderson. At least Wes Anderson hasn’t yet broken his legendary silence about the status of female high-fives, as far as I know.

 +6Posted on Jun 11th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Prometheus (158 comments)

That was so stupid. I almost laughed out loud in the theater.

 +3Posted on Jun 11th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Prometheus (158 comments)

Gorgeous, worth seeing in IMAX, buuuuuuut the whole second half of the movie. Oh boy. “Big plot set-ups have small pay-offs if any” – Fichael Massbender

 0Posted on May 2nd, 2012 | re: This Ashton Kutcher "Dating Video" Is Incredibly Upsetting (40 comments)

My favorite (not favorite) part is how Pop Chips don’t show up until over a minute into the video. Is this Pop Chip’s way of convincing us to use their product to wash the bad taste out of our mouth that’s caused by the first minute of the ad? Or is it just their way of making me feel more like a shithead for continuing to watch it for that long?

 +2Posted on Apr 21st, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (23 comments)

Oh it definitely does. It’s like Zach Braff and the guys who wrote 500 Days of Summer got together and decided to write the ultimate Manic Pixie Dream Girl fantasy.

 +4Posted on Feb 8th, 2012 | re: How To Get A Boyfriend In Middle School (43 comments)


 +7Posted on Feb 6th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 62: "What's That Movie?" (247 comments)

What’s that horror movie where the black people die first?

 +1Posted on Feb 2nd, 2012 | re: Channing Tatum Tries To Prank Run With The Big Prank Dogs (50 comments)

I had to read it twice before I figured out that he wasn’t fake-peeing on her.

 +1Posted on Jan 13th, 2012 | re: Top Chef S09E09: Restaurant Snores (36 comments)

I noticed the clip where Sarah kissed ass on Lindsay and said she should win took place before Judge’s Table, instead of after as the editing implied (based on their seating arrangements pre/post-judging). Doesn’t change Sarah being The Worst, just also shows Top Chef editing being The Sneakiest.