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That right there was the highest five of all
Yay! It’s my birthday too! May 12th is for sure the best day ever. Also, Katharine Hepburn 
Being turned into an internet sensation was fine with Antoine. Even being turned into memes and somewhat rude song-ifications was acceptable. But being turned into a dog? Now THAT is the last straw, homeboy.
I could watch that Peggy/Joan scene allll dayyyy… (no homo)
I know the guy who got the gig – he got it because this was his headshot
“Earnest and energetic! Just finished playing a MURDERER. Also, moonlighting as wizard.”
Sometimes “environmentalism = gay” jokes are actually really funny because it’s like HAHA HETEROSEXUAL MEN DON’T LOVE THE EARTH? LOLOLOLOLOL. Except maybe I’m interpreting that like a liberal girl…
Also, in The Other Guys, the Prius jokes were really funny. (I didn’t know tampons came on wheels! Where is your complimentary vagina that came with the car? etc etc)
It’s really hard to laugh about how horrible this woman is when the central issue here really is the fact that we live in a world where a 7-year-old dying for Huntington’s happens. It happens and then assholes bring it to the media by being creepy and terrifying. While I agree that this woman needs psychiatric help because she’s clearly nuts, I have a really hard time railing against her when all I want to do is say Fuck You, Huntington’s. Guys, life is so sad sometimes. Maybe I’ll just watch that guinea pig .gif some more.
“What a disturbing story, thank you Ron” indeed
I just want to say that I met Tommy at a showing of The Room and he was…well…Tommy.
When we took a picture together he moved me and my friend around back and forth going “choreography! Choreography!”
Wait, is Puckerman really leaving? WTP(What The Puck)?
This seems like the appropriate space to share my most recent, videogum-inspired dream: I dreamt that I went on a tour of the Videogum Campus (cause that’s a thing) and it was built into a mountain. It was an underground matrix of tunnels. To get there from the village you have to mount a tiny horse and ride up there and then the horse turns around and gets the next person. Thank god I was at the front of the line or it would have taken forever! Gabe who was actually part-donkey led the tour. All you monsters were there but you were actually children in real life. You guys were about 5 or 6 years old but spoke like old people. Some of you were married and stuff but you were 5. The main room was a movie theater/potato storage facility. The backroom had 4 robots at computers updating Videogum/their personal facebooks. This, people, is how the sausage is truly blogged.
When that guy came on screen for a half second I screamed. And not just because I realized she was holding a FUCKING DEAD RAT IN HER ALIVE HUMAN HANDS.
YAY TACOMA DOME SEATTLE YAY
Aw, this makes me so happy to call myself a monster. Serious talent in this e-room, guys. We Monsters is gonna be stuck in my head for a week. E-<3s 2 all of U
Why did they have to hire that other guys then? Why couldn’t they have pulled a lindsay-lohan-in-parent-trap trick? The cgi seems harder…
When I posted a drawing I had done off of a nude model onto my facebook, my mom called me up, concerned that I would get in trouble for “sexting on the internet.” Like, actually concerned.
Worst Movie Of All Time: PAY IT FORWARD.
Watch it. See why.
THAT IS MY CATCHPHRASE.
Um…. I just want to say…. I can totally see myself dressing up like Pricness Leia to get out of jury duty, getting on an adoption list and then knocking out my adoption agency agent, or sitting in a wedding dress and eating on the floor. And not just because of my avatar.
amen
Does it bother anyone else that the shack is leaning?
I still have the page open so I can read it over, and over, and over, and over.
Wait, remember when Joan was raped by her husband on Mad Men? Defend that, Raymond’s Mother.
Thank you! It’s beautiful! If my name were Elizabeth I would be so moved!