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 0Posted on Feb 16th, 2010 | re: Who Else Should Be A Guest Judge On The Marriage Ref? (50 comments)

Chris Brown, duh! Because of that song he did in that wedding video, I mean. And Roman Polanski, because of the honest depiction of marriage in Rosemary’s Baby.

 0Posted on Feb 9th, 2010 | re: MTV Needs A New Tagline, Team! (114 comments)

From Jesse Camp’s wikipedia page:
“In late 2006, he was reportedly working at a Los Angeles?area pet supply store called Centinela Feed & Supply. In 2008 he began working for a non-profit organization called “Telefund” as a caller, raising money for non-profit liberal and progressive organizations. He is currently working at small local Los Angeles Dog Grooming Boutique”
Ummmm I work for Telefund. I need to get a new job now.

 +2Posted on Feb 9th, 2010 | re: The Jay Leno Show Series Finale Drinking Game (31 comments)

Let’s all take a little pride in the fact that something called a “Justin Bieber” is a trending topic on Twitter right now, and Jay Leno is not. I’ll take justice where I can get it.

On a serious note, did you see how NBC is basically erasing Conan O’Brien from their memory banks? It’s like a Sci-Fi movie, in real life! Sorry, Sy-Fy is how you spell it now, right?

 0Posted on Feb 7th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (43 comments)

Uh, the wikipedia page for Die Antwoord is marked for deletion!? Will the hate never end?

 +1Posted on Dec 17th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Pizza Party (153 comments)

It’s weird that everyone is identifying their places of IRL residence and no one lives in Boston. Am I the only person in this city? I almost just said that aloud, because I am in an EMPTY computer lab. It’s a little creepy, now that I’m thinking about it.

 +8Posted on Dec 17th, 2009 | re: Videogum's Teen Korner: Kristen Stewart IS A Vampire In The Runaways (53 comments)

Thank you. Dad? Is this my dad? No, my dad wouldn’t know what to comment with. I mean with what to comment, dad.

 +10Posted on Dec 17th, 2009 | re: The Marmaduke Photoshop Challenge (57 comments)

I just did so much upvoting! Can we have a new monster’s ball this week where it turns out that EVERYONE WINS?

 +28Posted on Dec 17th, 2009 | re: Kids Are Drunk And Heart-Breaking Thieves The Darndest Things (49 comments)

It also sounded for a second like they were taking the “following in the footsteps” thing literally. I was expecting “Hayden’s father used to drink at this very playground.”

 +4Posted on Dec 17th, 2009 | re: Kids Are Drunk And Heart-Breaking Thieves The Darndest Things (49 comments)

Local news 101: Was the beer COLD? That’s what I was wondering the entire time, and they shoe-horn it in half-way through? Let’s get some reverse pyramid happening, people! That B-roll guy deserves and Oscar though; look at those Lady Macbeth hands! Wringing/rubbing themselves with GUILT.

 +2Posted on Dec 9th, 2009 | re: Results Of The 2009 Gummy Awards! (58 comments)

I am totally with you, for what it is worth (it is worth nothing on Videogum, and I’m too scared to try and make my case on Stereogum).