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 +12Posted on Feb 27th, 2013 | re: Today We Are All This Little Boy Dancing At An LMFAO Concert (16 comments)

Everyone is acting as though this thing LMFAO concert really exists? Aren’t the people in the video just at some sporting event during halftime? I’m not too old to use the google, but all I found was some ticketmaster advert for something called Sorry For Party Rocking. What’s happening?

 +2Posted on Nov 29th, 2012 | re: Inside Inside Inside The Mind Of James Lipton (17 comments)

Throughout that video, I couldn’t stop wondering when I would be able to purchase my own copy of Inside Inside so you can imagine my shock to learn that it was published in 2007! Does this mean that I could have learned the secrets of his Al Hirschfeld ‘s drawing of James Lipton 5 years ago? Also, did anyone else notice that well-stocked bar in Lipton’s office? I only caught a quick peek, but I think it’s safe to say that James Lipton is one of my heroes.

 -1Posted on Nov 29th, 2012 | re: An Open Letter To America: We Just Cannot With The Lindsay Lohan Anymore (35 comments)

Gabe, does this mean that you will no longer write about Lindsay Lohan?

I hope Kelly and Gabe publish a hard copy version of their collected “letters.” I’d buy it. Although now that I think about it, such a thing would probably be sold in the knick knack/coffee table book/dorm room accessory section of Urban Outfitters. I’ve vowed never shop in that store again so I maybe I wouldn’t buy it. Kelly and Gabe, if you do publish a collection of your chats, would you please make it available for purchase online? Also, I was wondering, are your chats spontaneous or is there a lot of revision? Are they really chats at all? Do you both contribute to the writing, or is that just a gimmick? Never mind. It’s better not to peek beneath the veil. I’ll just relax and enjoy them.

 +1Posted on Nov 27th, 2012 | re: Fuck This Elevator Prank! (39 comments)

I could have watched 8 hours worth of that prank. I hope that they reproduce it in every country of the world except that I doubt it would work in Japan, too hackneyed. And they should probably avoid really poor countries where there are no elevators and also countries that are devastated by war and famine, that would just be poor taste.

 0Posted on Nov 27th, 2012 | re: Is Killer Karaoke Hosted By Steve-O The Best Show Of All Time? (33 comments)

If your avatar is a Bev Niner reference, then I’m scared of you.

 +1Posted on Nov 25th, 2012 | re: Is Killer Karaoke Hosted By Steve-O The Best Show Of All Time? (33 comments)

I watched this show last night while drinking hot tea and whiskey, and it provided the only bit of respite I’ve had in a horror-filled week of paranoia, anxiety and bed bugs. Thank you Killer Karaoke and thank you Steve-O. The only thing that would make this show better is if the contestants were people I know well and dislike or people I’ve run into going about my daily life and who pissed me off for one reason or another. Oh, and I’d also prefer if it were taped in my basement with only me in the audience drinking hot tea and whiskey.

 +3Posted on Nov 15th, 2012 | re: 50 Cent On QVC, Obviously (28 comments)

Would somebody please define “raw-dog”? I’m pretty sure a “define raw-dog” google search would violate my ISP’s Acceptable Use Policy.

 +1Posted on Nov 9th, 2012 | re: Let's Get This Lark Voorhies Train Wreck Out Of The Way Real Quick (43 comments)

I follow Gabe’s twitter feed because I refuse to believe that a person could be so funny on a blog and not kill on twitter. Don’t take it too hard imsteph, I think Gabe’s using the criticism constructively; one of his recent tweets was quite humorous.

 -8Posted on Nov 9th, 2012 | re: Let's Get This Lark Voorhies Train Wreck Out Of The Way Real Quick (43 comments)

Is there something you like about Gabe’s twitter feed?

 -6Posted on Nov 9th, 2012 | re: Let's Get This Lark Voorhies Train Wreck Out Of The Way Real Quick (43 comments)

I don’t think you should apologize AwkwardPants (it feels awkward to call you that). I love Gabe as much as the next homosexual, but he is not perfect, as you can see by his Twitter feed (it’s not funny). That oddly named actress who was once on Saved By the Bell is speaking funny, not because she’s asshole, but because she has a thought disorder. She’s psychotic. There’s something wrong with her brain. In other words, she can’t help it. If we knew for a fact that she was refusing to take her meds, then I suppose we could lambaste her for being irresponsible and self-destructive; maybe we could even call her an asshole for refusing to take meds, getting psychotic, and then appearing on TV, but we don’t even know that she isn’t taking meds. Sometimes they don’t work so great. And mentally ill people stop taking meds all the time for very real reasons, like the side effects are horrendous. In any case, it’s a sad thing and Entertainment Tonight erred in its decision to classify the psychotic ramblings of this poor, oddly named woman as entertainment. On a brighter note, her eye brows look great. Big improvement in make-up overall.