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 +2Posted on Oct 30th, 2012 | re: Anything Going On Today, Guys? (120 comments)

I usually use Google Maps to plan my bus travel around the city. E.g.: http://goo.gl/maps/PQqw9

(Obviously, adjust the variables according to your flight arrival time and Williamsburg destination.)

like really good

vertigo is a really good movie tho

 +7Posted on Feb 2nd, 2012 | re: Everything Now The Same As It Ever Was But More So (57 comments)

OH NO OH NO you didn’t link to the ensuing exchange of letters, the GREATEST EXCHANGE IN THE HISTORY OF THE NEW YORK REVIEW OF BOOKS: http://www.nybooks.com/articles/archives/1979/oct/11/theyll-take-manhattan-3/

I was so scared that you were not going to comment on this and then BAM, you commented on it!!!

 +1Posted on Dec 20th, 2011 | re: Hey, Let's Execute The Guy Who Leaked The Wolverine Movie (43 comments)

gesundheit

 +4Posted on Dec 19th, 2011 | re: Who Are Some Top Celebs That Should Get PUNK'D On The Reboot Of PUNK'D? (24 comments)

[sung to the tune of the "Would You Rather" theme song]

 +23Posted on Dec 14th, 2011 | re: Ryan Gosling Is Taking Ballet Classes Just For Fun, Obviously (29 comments)

Relax, technorivenrock.

 +4Posted on Dec 1st, 2011 | re: You Can Make It Up: Charlize Theron Gets Bullied At School (30 comments)

Right, I’m trying to figure out whether I should imagine her dad “chucking her on the chin” as part of a violent alcoholic outburst, or whether she’s saying “Ugh, daaaaaaaaad” because he’s oozing blood from a fatal gunshot wound.

 +18Posted on Sep 14th, 2011 | re: There Are Still Decent Strangers In This World Also (40 comments)

Jesus, just say “Thank you, werttrew”!

 +5Posted on Sep 14th, 2011 | re: There Are Still Decent Strangers In This World Also (40 comments)

Oh man Krispy Kremes are the best! I will never forget your sacrifice.

 +2Posted on Sep 12th, 2011 | re: Ryan Gosling Gets Mistaken For Ryan Reynolds, Says Ryan Gosling (50 comments)

Okay the Jim Carrey/Jim Morrison joke made me think of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhtIydTmOVU#t=30 which is nevertheless totally off topic and should clearly have gone in the comment section of the post about him stalking Emma Stone. But, MAN, did anybody else see that movie??

 +7Posted on Sep 12th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Good Mariachi Band! (16 comments)

He was actually saying not “guitaro,” but “guitarrĂ³n”! That giant guitar they use in mariachi guitars is called a guitarrĂ³n. Also, [gunshot]

 +21Posted on Aug 29th, 2011 | re: 2011 MTV Video Music Awards (59 comments)

As a gay man with ears, I’m obligated to point out that her beats would have sounded corny in 1996.

 +7Posted on Aug 26th, 2011 | re: Your Emergency Hurricane Irene Netflix Instant Streaming Go Bag (88 comments)

Holy shit a thousand upvotes for this guy right here. Pulling is one of the funniest things I have ever seen ever ever.

 +5Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: Alison Brie And Gillian Jacobs GQ "Lesbian Scene" Open Thread (140 comments)

no, you’re thinking of

 +7Posted on Jul 12th, 2011 | re: This Is Your Dress: Steve Buscemi Dress (34 comments)

That IS my dress, I WOULD wear it all the time, and I am a fully (well mostly) male-identified dude. I just love Fargo THAT MUCH.

 +17Posted on Jul 11th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Australia (80 comments)

Whoa, Gabe’s really stepping on some Australian toes with this review! But then Australian toes are all upside down, so when you think about it he’s stepping UNDER them, so, point Gabe.

To be fair, Elizabeth Smart is kind of awesome.

You guys keep commenting without me, I just need to flash back to a sad musical montage of all my good times with the Tracy Morgan Promise.

 +6Posted on Jun 9th, 2011 | re: Facebook Tattoo Is Fakebook Untrue (11 comments)

I want profile pic gifts now too!! As a consumer, there’s nothing I like more than feeling tricked.

 +7Posted on Jun 9th, 2011 | re: Bicyclist Gets A Ticket, Makes A Silly Video (73 comments)

That’s what you get for eating at Fresh Taco. HORRIBLE.