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This is what the inside of my head sounds like after spending an afternoon watching tv with my niece. Or snorting some ice.

 +4Posted on May 26th, 2011 | re: You Only Look Dumber: Horrible Aging Makeup (30 comments)

I just looked up pictures of friends prior to a kid & then 5 years later. LOTS of aging. Then I looked at pictures of Obama 5 years ago then today. Whoa! What I am saying is, you cannot say even slightly-maybe-not-even-remotely-negative things pertaining to Ryan Gosling without my brain discrediting it.

 +3Posted on Mar 10th, 2011 | re: Top Chef: All-Stars S01E13: Cowabunga, Dude, Eat Some Shorts! (36 comments)

Mike’s head! What shape is it? It seems to take up more than my TV screen can handle.

 +2Posted on Jan 30th, 2011 | re: I Wanna Dance With Somebody, In Particular With This Dude (47 comments)

you guys. conversation I just had:

me posting link to friend: “this looks familiar”
Michelle: So, that old dude in that video you just posted on my page used to follow around my buddy’s band
Michelle: I would see him at least once a week
Michelle: he’d dance like this for like 2 hours non stop then go home

 +7Posted on Dec 2nd, 2010 | re: Top Chef: All-Stars S01E01: The Gang's All Here (And Also Marcel) (75 comments)

I want to see someone make a damn BLT or grilled cheese or something and be all “Check THIS shit out.” Boom. Minds blown. “It’s so delicious! Yet I don’t sound pretentious talking about it…”

 +6Posted on Nov 29th, 2010 | re: What Is Your Batman Name? (79 comments)

Booger Monkeyfanny. Not too far off, actually.

 0Posted on Nov 21st, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (270 comments)

As much as I think things like that have to run their natural course, as someone who is here all the time and rarely participates in comments, I definitely see what you mean as far as involving others. It sort of reminds me of the table next to mine at lunch in school at which some of my friends sat. “I get your jokes & shit guys, but…c’mon.” Except I love you monsters. Like I said, that’s just gotta run its course.

 0Posted on Sep 24th, 2010 | re: The First Autumn Jam Of 2010: Lil P-Nut's "You Might Be The One" (46 comments)

Ooh Rahr! I’m 9 years old and whatnot & get excited when I see things from where I live! …A 9 year-old that loves some Rahr.

 +3Posted on Aug 11th, 2010 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Woman Freaking Out About Chicken McNuggets (104 comments)

When I worked at McDonalds, anytime someone treated me like shit (all the time, especially working with the manager’s vile daughter), I calmly walked to the back, through the walk in refrigerator, grabbed an egg, proceded through the next door to the freezer and whipped it at the back wall. Amazingly satisfying and froze pretty quickly, so not too messy.

no no no no no no no no no no no no no! I needed NONE of this information, but stupid morbid curiosity killed the being-able-to-sleep-at-night cat! Like when I watched some horrible show on TLC or something equally terrible, and the chick had bugs living in her scalp. My head itched for a month. Now my eyes??? Why???

 +11Posted on Aug 6th, 2010 | re: Megan Fox's Awkward Junior High School Yearbook Photo (63 comments)

Hahaha, celebrity middle school yearbook pictures! They look younger and sometimes braces and glasses! Whew, they just keep getting more and more interesting.

 +17Posted on Aug 6th, 2010 | re: Eminem And Rihanna "Love The Way You Lie" Video, You Guys (116 comments)

And I’ve always explained being stuck in an abusive relationship like being accidentally addicted to crack. It ruins your life, you feel terrible. But there’s that tiny litttle bit that feels good. Makes all the terrible go away for just that short period of time. And you are chasing that. And it’s the only good. And you’ve been beaten down in every way, so the only good that you’ve been convinced is there or ever will be is that which is coming from the bad relationship. It must be reeeeeally awesome to not be able to understand this. I’m jealous beyond words.

 +5Posted on Aug 6th, 2010 | re: Eminem And Rihanna "Love The Way You Lie" Video, You Guys (116 comments)

Ugh. I wish enough down-votes could summon a serious punch in the butt. Cause this deserves one serious butt-punching.

 +8Posted on Aug 6th, 2010 | re: Eminem And Rihanna "Love The Way You Lie" Video, You Guys (116 comments)

Exxxxxxxactly.

 +8Posted on Aug 6th, 2010 | re: Eminem And Rihanna "Love The Way You Lie" Video, You Guys (116 comments)

This offended the shit outta me, & I couldn’t finish watching it. Good job, Rihanna. Lotsa respect.

 +18Posted on Jun 1st, 2010 | re: Heath Ledger Finally Gets A Hip Hop Tribute, 2010 (24 comments)

“I loved you in “10 Things I Hate About You”, used to watch that shit every day. Dope.”
word.

 +1Posted on Apr 9th, 2010 | re: Kiely Williams Just Says What We're All Nightmaring (92 comments)

I can’t wait for the YouTube videos starring young girls & boys singing this song! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzHjRKSB4qQ

 0Posted on Mar 11th, 2010 | re: This Is Your Reaction To The Twilight: Eclipse Trailer (32 comments)

Yuck.

 +13Posted on Mar 9th, 2010 | re: Instant Classic: Lindsay Lohan Is Suing The E-Trade Baby (56 comments)

Until hearing this I didn’t relate that commercial to Lindsay Lohan. But my name is also Lindsay and I probably assumed it was about me. I’m suing. um, I’m suing Lindsay Lohan? Who do I sue here?

 +1Posted on Mar 8th, 2010 | re: Introducing G-Money Harrison, The New Quiet Storm (50 comments)

“C’mon, Tanner! You and Brayden just have to dance in the background for minute and we’ll buy you some Snapple. YES, AND you can have run of the DVR when we get back to the house.”

 0Posted on Mar 8th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game: #oppositemovies (407 comments)

excuse me: “THE Hurt Classroom Set of Textbooks

 0Posted on Mar 8th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game: #oppositemovies (407 comments)

Hurt Classroom Set of Textbooks

 +2Posted on Feb 17th, 2010 | re: Another Interview With Die Antwoord (13 comments)

“We would compare it to District 9, but just with more rave and more rap”

Ok, so Pitchfork just emailed some monsters, eh? Good job guys.

 +12Posted on Feb 16th, 2010 | re: The Black Eyed Peas Are On To That Next Level Shit (Literally) (73 comments)

I like how he said “the whooole English vocabulary.” Right. Totally gonna use all of it. For sure.

 +4Posted on Feb 3rd, 2010 | re: Taking One For The Team: Madea's Big Happy Family Live! (78 comments)

Granted, I have not had the fortitude to bear witness to any “Tyler Perry’s _______”, but this is about what I expected. And also, Yikes!