Are we not mentioning the bald guy in the turquoise sweatshirt who walks right in front and gives a judgmental look at 3:07 for a reason or am I the only loser who watched the whole thing?

Speaking of the Today Show!: Long ago, before you guys were born, Gabe went to the Today Show holding a very special sign. The video is broken (Scott can you fix, pls?) but the photos still tell some of the amazing story of that day: http://videogum.com/8674/double_dog_the_today_show_chal/double-dog/

Though, really, the video is AMAZING. Fix that please.

METH LAB EXPLOSION!

On the Today Show. Will Ferrell was also on as his character, in a very lame sketch. Free advertising!

Yeah, what I got from it was basically that whoever wanted to kill the President (and also maybe the leader lady of the prisoners) made a plan that went like this: “Let’s find a pilot and steal his daughters and shoot his wife in the face to show we’re serious and then tell him that we’ll kill the daughters if he doesn’t fly a plane into the President’s brunch where the President and the lady are, and also promise him that if he does do that we’ll let them go free to live their lives.” And so the pilot, who doesn’t seem to be in on it despite sweatiness (if he were in on it, why would they even have to take the daughters and kill the wife?), loves his daughters so much that he must do it, but Jason Ritter doesn’t believe the bad people and gets on the plane in order to have one last chance to talk Pilot Dad Mike out of it. I’m also really irrationally proud of myself for figuring that out the second the little girl was taken.

Also if this show is about aliens I’m going to be annoyed.

This was the perfect way for me to hear this song for the first and last time.

I think Marion is going to track Gabe down and attempt to seduce him since he’s the ONE PERSON ON EARTH who does not find her attractive.

I bet the first hacker to call himself a “console cowboy” was really really satisfied with himself. (Because you know that had to be a real thing.)

FTN!

“Humiliations Galore.”

I think this was the first movie I ever got in serious girl trouble for laughing at in the theater. The worst thing about it (aside from what really bothered me then and is mentioned here: the fact that he inherited her house) was that, at least in the theater, when the screen went black it said that the movie was dedicated to Dawn Steele, a producer who’d worked on the movie but died of cancer right before it came out. It was like her entire life was dedicated to the worst movie ever made. It was extra-sad.

This was the first blog post on the internet ever about Tiptoes: http://videogum.com/archives/trailer/holy_shit_tiptoes_066862.html