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 +7Posted on Jan 11th, 2011 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Reed Alexander Is Still Terrible (73 comments)

Perhaps it’s Newcastle Brown Ale (Drink it. With your mouth.) floating happily in my belly.

But I think that Kathie Lee is the Lucille Bluth of T he Today Show.

Matt Lauer of course. Is Buster.

 0Posted on May 28th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (142 comments)

Steve thus far it’s been David Cross talking about the time that he shit himself in his shorts while walking his dog and That One I love that gif.

 +2Posted on May 28th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (142 comments)

If I had a cute animal I would bring him to this wonderful cyber party. Instead I would like to inform you all that David Cross has a new album out! So there’s a gift to get for your goodly wife (The goodly wife statement taken directly from Patton Oswalt. SEE Crediting people is easy!)

 +4Posted on May 18th, 2010 | re: Some Days You Have To Shoot A Snake In The Mouth With A Bazooka (37 comments)

Why did they keep making movies after that scene? We obviously live in the sad grey post Hard Ticket To Hawai’i era, and I for one, didn’t even know it.

 +4Posted on Apr 15th, 2010 | re: Get Well Soon, Chan Ho Park! (42 comments)

I wonder if Derek Jeter politely pulled him off to the side, and explained that poo-poo and doody are hilarious in this country.

 +3Posted on Apr 15th, 2010 | re: Dick Van Dyke Opens A New Front In The War On Fake Rap (50 comments)

*too* not top *too!!!* GODDAMNIT!

 +2Posted on Apr 15th, 2010 | re: Dick Van Dyke Opens A New Front In The War On Fake Rap (50 comments)

Andy Griffith, thanks for not doing this, I can continue top enjoy you’re show from the black & white era.

 +41Posted on Apr 9th, 2010 | re: Gabe And Max Are The New H&R Blocks (49 comments)

Kenny Powers, Gabe is too busy knocking his taxes out of the park to even have a sexual preference, Gabe is money sexual.

 +9Posted on Apr 9th, 2010 | re: Kiely Williams Just Says What We're All Nightmaring (92 comments)

It’s a scientific phenomenon Cassie, if the sex is really reallly good, when you’re passed out in a bed and raped by a dreadlocked individual. Then you’ll wake up with a song in your heart.

 +3Posted on Apr 9th, 2010 | re: Hugh Jackman Is Going To Have To Start Wearing Pants On His Face (57 comments)

They don’t make movies without test marketing first, to make sure theres an audience for them do they? Because i’m mad that it exists. I am Glenn Beck being forced to read a non-Dr. Seuss book angry about this movies existence.

 +3Posted on Apr 9th, 2010 | re: Two Words, Starts With "Weekend Update" (20 comments)

That didn’t really happen did it? I didn’t miss a Justin Bieber ?uestlove drumoff did I?

 +10Posted on Apr 9th, 2010 | re: Two Words, Starts With "Weekend Update" (20 comments)

I like how Fallon wanted it to be Harry Potter every time he got “Book and movie”

 +13Posted on Apr 9th, 2010 | re: Kiely Williams Just Says What We're All Nightmaring (92 comments)

Hey, sorry I don’t mean to barge into your life, I’m new to the neighborhood, and uh… well by court order. And trust me man, I wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for the court order, by court order, I… am required to tell you that I uh… I uh…. raped… this singer chick… Well… ok not really a singer, she was more like… a stripper…. who you know… was tryin’ to be a singer… aaannnyyywwaaaayyyssss haha… I thought I’d say hi, I’m your neighbor, and I am a SPECTACULARLY talented rapist. I would say haha… you know…. “If you ever need a good rapin’… call haha…. but uh… obviously thats not how it works…

Anyway yeah, didn’t mean to be a bother have a good one!

 +34Posted on Apr 9th, 2010 | re: Kiely Williams Just Says What We're All Nightmaring (92 comments)

Law & Order: SVU should’ve never hired the writers from Glee.

 +13Posted on Apr 7th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E12: Desmond Is My Constant (160 comments)

I’ve actually not seen a single episode of Lost in like 3 or 4 years, but I will say that the descriptions of it make is sound very much like watching it is akin to having a job as a detective in a weird universe where god keeps burning all your evidence. And coming up with new leads for you to chase.

 +9Posted on Apr 7th, 2010 | re: That's Your Dog: Lonnie's Dog (21 comments)

“Pure Fucking magic right?”-The ICP song about this event.

 +7Posted on Mar 29th, 2010 | re: Hatchet Happenings, Episode 2 (41 comments)

I wonder if Juggalo’s live in suburbs full of fellow juggalo’s, just quietly pleading to god through clenched teeth to please, PLEASE just get them the fuck out of their sad suburb full of dull clowns who desperately drink faygo every night in a desperate attempt to forget that they’re supposed to be the most evolved creatures on the planet. I wonder if they only watch Hatchet Happenings to drown out the sad forgotten animal thats screaming in their chests. While their wives, all carbon copies of Sugar Slam feed off of each others rumors like cannibalistic vampires.

Because that would make a great Cormac McCarthy book/show called Moral Orel.

 +8Posted on Mar 29th, 2010 | re: Erykah Badu Is The Magic Bullet (42 comments)

Erykah Badu should understand that her right to get naked does not give her free reign to influence children with her nakedness, and Jesus and the bible.

 +2Posted on Mar 26th, 2010 | re: Dog Eats A Cop Car (28 comments)

I would’ve put on my happy surprised face at seeing that I have my first upvotes, but I just looked at the menstruation cycle video so my “shocked in horror” face is still frozen on.

 +34Posted on Mar 26th, 2010 | re: Dog Eats A Cop Car (28 comments)

Sadly the police wouldn’t listen to Winston as he tried to drag the police car to the serial killers house.

 +5Posted on Mar 25th, 2010 | re: First They Came For Ginger Kid (71 comments)

Coppercab/Palin 2014.

 0Posted on Mar 24th, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (75 comments)

Also i’m bad at making the words look right on the shiny computer screen. (That means he sucks at grammar-Jeff Foxworthy.)

 +1Posted on Mar 24th, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (75 comments)

Even ask this brings an insurmountable amount of shame on my family.
BUT if literally everyone else who gets teleported off to behead station is some kind of bad ass, could this mean that Topher Grace wasn’t really supposed to be in this film, and is only in this film to pander to the massive “Whats up with Topher Grace” fan base? I would like to think that The new “RAH IM A MAGICAL INVISIBLE MONSTER AND YOUR DEAD” movies producers wouldn’t steep so low….

 +2Posted on Mar 10th, 2010 | re: The Seven Secret Twitters Of Conan O'Brien (8 comments)

Conans puppet dance still thinks it’s too cool for twitter. Because it is.

 +4Posted on Mar 2nd, 2010 | re: Nothing Can Ever Redeem Ke$ha Ever (62 comments)

Hi videogum, long time listener, first time caller.

Just for the record, I became a bit worried as I read this comment thread for lo we were almost set upon by the divisive teeth gnashing of the chaotic wilds of the internet outside, but thankfully everyone kept up the basic modicum of decency and maturity that keeps this wonderful Shangri-lol from being run by Ron Livingston (because everyone recognizes references from The Cooler.)

If I could make an Adult Swim spot for Videogum it’d be a picture of Whoopi Goldberg peeing herself saying Videogum, No villians, just monsters.